LOL
B2: “The Quicker Crater Maker™️”
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LOL. Grandpa BUFF had me dying!
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Well boys, ah reckon this is it.
Survival kit contents check. In them you’ll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days’ concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.
Shoot, a fella’ could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
I can feel those pilots...taking a deep breath....”Here we go boys...May God protect Us”.