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San Francisco Protesters Spell Out 'No King' With Sidewalk Poop
The Bee ^ | June 16, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 06/16/2025 11:34:47 AM PDT by Navy Patriot

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In an inspiring display of solidarity to voice their opposition to President Donald Trump's policies, San Francisco protesters spelled out "No Kings" with sidewalk feces.

Thousands of the city's residents gathered downtown over the weekend to show their displeasure with Trump's immigration agenda, using the copious amount of human waste scattered around on the surrounding sidewalks as their medium of expression.

"This will show Trump how much better off we are without his policies!" shouted one angry San Franciscan as he sculpted handfuls of excrement into the giant letter "N." "Our city is the perfect example of the liberal utopia that can be achieved if we get rid of the bigoted, hateful ideas promoted by conservatives. May the smell of this poop be a sign to Trump and his fascist administration of how much of a stench his policies are! Somebody hand me some more feces!"

Despite concerns from some protesters that they would not have enough sidewalk poo to make a large enough sign to be seen clearly from the air, the mob ended up with piles of scat to spare. "Fortunately, we have a lot of doodoo lying around in San Francisco," another protester said. "In other cities, we wouldn't be able to pull this off. Thanks to the leadership from our elected Democratic officials, we've got an abundant surplus of sidewalk feces. Take that, Trump!"

At publishing time, the protesters had used some of the leftover sidewalk poop to create a life-sized sculpture of Governor Gavin Newsom.

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It's the only thing left in San Francisco to use.
1 posted on 06/16/2025 11:34:47 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

I bet they actually did.................


2 posted on 06/16/2025 11:37:23 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Navy Patriot

For a second I thought this was serious…. Then I noted the source.


3 posted on 06/16/2025 11:37:58 AM PDT by Rummyfan ( In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man.👨 )
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To: Navy Patriot

“Bring me more feces! I’m spelling out the N word! No, not that one!”


4 posted on 06/16/2025 11:40:41 AM PDT by Rastus
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To: Navy Patriot
"San Francisco Protesters Spell Out 'No King' With Sidewalk Poop"

A message made with the combined intellect of the majority of San Francisco voters.

5 posted on 06/16/2025 11:43:08 AM PDT by Carl Vehse (Make Austin Texas Again!)
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To: Navy Patriot

The folks at the Bee have one of the best jobs in the world!


6 posted on 06/16/2025 11:44:25 AM PDT by FatherofFive (we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor)
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To: Navy Patriot; lightman

Oh yuk!

San Francisco was a very lovely, poop-free city when I visited eons ago for a scientific conference. I had friends who took me our for dinner every night. And I needed hiking boots to deal with those hills!


7 posted on 06/16/2025 11:50:39 AM PDT by Honorary Serb (Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
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To: Navy Patriot

A little more humor:
CA

Spectrum says would-be copper thieves caused internet outage affecting L.A., Ventura counties

An attempted — and unsuccessful — copper theft in Van Nuys caused a widespread internet outage Sunday affecting swaths of Los Angeles and Ventura counties, a Spectrum spokesman confirmed.


8 posted on 06/16/2025 11:54:39 AM PDT by Mark (DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
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To: Mark

I hope “unsuccessful” means the copper thief resembled a charcoal briquette.


9 posted on 06/16/2025 12:03:24 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: Honorary Serb

You were lucky to escape alive.


10 posted on 06/16/2025 12:04:26 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: Rummyfan

Same here, it’s telling, isn’t it?


11 posted on 06/16/2025 12:16:21 PM PDT by rockprof
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To: Navy Patriot

I would have totally believed this if it wasn’t the Bee. They have plenty of sidewalk excrement they could use. And Lefties excel in disrespect.


12 posted on 06/16/2025 12:17:44 PM PDT by KittyKares
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To: Navy Patriot

Yes it’s the only thing the place is worth if you can call it worth.


13 posted on 06/16/2025 12:25:53 PM PDT by Vaduz
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To: Navy Patriot

💩


14 posted on 06/16/2025 12:30:25 PM PDT by airborne (Thank you Rush for helping me find FreeRepublic! )
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To: Rummyfan

As did I.


15 posted on 06/16/2025 12:34:15 PM PDT by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: Navy Patriot

“”””This will show Trump how much better off we are without his policies!” shouted one angry San Franciscan as he sculpted handfuls of excrement into the giant letter “N.” “””


I was expecting the BEE to write that: “”Hundreds of SF Protestors squatted in unison to create NO KINGS on the Union Square Plaza in SF.””


16 posted on 06/16/2025 1:11:53 PM PDT by Presbyterian Reporter
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I believe it.

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Of course I live near San Francisco.

17 posted on 06/16/2025 1:23:23 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: Navy Patriot

I actually was taken in for a moment. Shows how awful things have gotten with these fools.


18 posted on 06/16/2025 1:25:52 PM PDT by Bigg Red ( Lord, make me an instrument of your peace.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Oh, thank goodness this is the Bee! 😅

You never can tell anymore.


19 posted on 06/16/2025 1:27:44 PM PDT by Allegra (ICE, ICE, Baby!)
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To: Bigg Red
I actually was taken in for a moment.

You weren't "taken in" at all.

The Bee is not Mainstream Media.

Additionally, you are too smart to be taken in.

20 posted on 06/16/2025 1:30:47 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
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