A Scientist Thinks the Universe Bounced Out of a Black Hole

Popular Mechanics ^ | Jun 13, 2025 | Darren Orf

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Where did the black hole come from?

[SpaceBar]

Stuff you can’t even imagine since it lies quite literally outside of everything always makes a good conversational topic.

[BitWielder1]

You can come up with many interesting theories with a few drinks and a lot of technobabble.

[Fuzz]

‘ Where did the black hole come from?’

When a mommy black hole loves a daddy black hole, very much, their mass fits together in kind of a special hug.

[BipolarBob]

So, I take it they have totally discarded my flying spaghetti monster theory.

[SuperLuminal]

More likely that Darren Orf was dropped on his head when he was born...
Sad...

[cpdiii]

Oddly I believe in the Big Bang theory as it makes sense in what we now observe in our universe.

However, until they can explain how a universe became from nothing and what was before the big bang no one knows. Physists have been scratching their asses for many years trying to answer the question of what was before the big bang.

Perhaps God has a sense of humor.

[piasa]

At the Big Bang, and the newborn universe started expanding, into what did the baby universe expand?

And if the universe emerged from a black hole in the interior of another universe, did the other universe itself emerge from yet another black hole in the interior of a third universe? Holy smokes.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

So, I take it they have totally discarded my flying spaghetti monster theory.

Try adding some soy sauce.

Raman.

[SaveFerris]

(for the thread)

John 1:1-5
King James Version

1 In the Beginning was the Word,
and the Word was with God,
and the Word was God.

2 The same was in the
Beginning with God.

3 All things were made by Him;
and without Him was not
any thing made that was made.

4 In Him was Life;
and the Life was
the Light of men.

5 And the Light
shineth in Darkness;
and the Darkness comprehended it not.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%201%3A1-5&version=KJV

[null and void]

Where did the black hole come from?

Sol's seventh planet...

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Caelus?

[DoodleBob]

But in recent years, new alternatives have emerged to challenge the Big Bang’s cosmological supremacy.

How are we supposed to “trust the science” when “the science” keeps changing/getting it wrong?

[Governor Dinwiddie]

They twist themselves into ridiculous pretzel shapes to avoid facing the truth.

[Nervous Tick]

>> A Scientist Thinks the Universe Bounced Out of a Black Hole
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Your scientists are idiots.

[Nervous Tick]

THIS

Yes and Amen!

[CapnJack]

A “Chicken or the egg” question.

[17th Miss Regt]

So, I take it they have totally discarded my flying spaghetti monster theory.

They are all heretics now!

[SaveFerris]

IF people could just grasp that set of verses

They’d stop all of the silly pursuits about that stuff

God bless