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Florida Man Pleads Guilty To Stealing Pool Floats For Sexual Gratification
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| June 04, 2025
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Posted on 06/10/2025 12:20:40 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
Nice to see Florida Man isn’t losing his touch.
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posted on
06/10/2025 12:22:11 PM PDT
by
montag813
To: Red Badger
Wow does he look nuts! Pardon the pun
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posted on
06/10/2025 12:23:21 PM PDT
by
albie
To: Red Badger
Please, no videos, just no videos
To: Red Badger
He will be forever known as that guy who schtupped all those pool floats.
To: Red Badger
im not sure i know what a pool float is,
but just because he’s old doesn’t mean he’s not looking for a little fun?
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posted on
06/10/2025 12:24:11 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: Red Badger
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posted on
06/10/2025 12:25:29 PM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: Red Badger
The first thing I thought of was Elvira.
No need to blow her up; she floats right out of the box.
To: Red Badger
We simply do not treat mental illness anymore. Our policy is to just let all the mentally ill do what they want regardless if it endangers anyone or anything or themselves. It’s like living with one flew over the cuckoos nest patients out on the street.
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posted on
06/10/2025 12:27:19 PM PDT
by
1Old Pro
To: faithhopecharity
The inflatable sharks, dolphins, sea horses, etc, that are used as floating toys in a pool. Substitutions for inflatable sex dolls.
To: V_TWIN
Indeed. Hopefully prison time will help him in a big way.
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posted on
06/10/2025 12:28:11 PM PDT
by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
To: kaktuskid
AH SO!
THANKS
THAT SEA HORSE SOUNDS LIKE FUN?
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posted on
06/10/2025 12:28:29 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: albie
To: faithhopecharity
He’s seeking Mika Brzezinski look-alikes.
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posted on
06/10/2025 12:29:03 PM PDT
by
jjotto
( Blessed are You LORD, who crushes enemies and subdues the wicked.)
To: Red Badger
Odds are he will be arrested again. Once a man goes air, he’ll never go fair er, back.
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posted on
06/10/2025 12:29:20 PM PDT
by
Ikeon
( Why don't they, do what they say? Say what they mean? One thing leads to another. )
To: Red Badger
The only solution is for him to run for office in California.
To: Red Badger
What does a pool float look like? Male or female genitals?
I looked at AMZ and they just look like floating mattresses.
This degenerate could just have sex with his own mattress.
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posted on
06/10/2025 12:32:00 PM PDT
by
Veto!
(Trump Is Superman)
To: Veto!
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posted on
06/10/2025 12:33:46 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: No name given
Looks like they gave him probation.......what he really needs is a psych eval.
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posted on
06/10/2025 12:34:47 PM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: Red Badger
On the other hand, “He reportedly told police that he does this instead of raping women.”
Although I will of course grant the weird novelty of his case, while we’re mocking him relentlessly, maybe shouldn’t cast the first stone at someone who apparently at least tried to restrain himself.
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posted on
06/10/2025 12:37:14 PM PDT
by
A strike
(Britain is now a puny, impotent nation, desperately needing US support to remain relevant. fck MI6)
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