Posted on 06/09/2025 5:56:22 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
U.S. — Law enforcement agencies across the country saw a sudden surge of popularity today after word got out that they were shooting journalists with tear gas and rubber bullets.
While the general public had been at least somewhat divided over law enforcement's crackdown on illegal aliens over the last several months, support for police exploded overnight after officers began to open fire on members of the mainstream media.
"I was on the fence until I heard they were shooting reporters," said one citizen. "Once I found out that they were blasting journalists, I threw my support behind them, one hundred percent. Taking the fight to the media is a cause I can really get on board with. Thin Blue Line, baby! We're with you guys!"
Other Americans voiced similar support for officers after hearing the news that reporters had become primary targets. "This is what we need," another individual said. "Nothing unites us all and brings healing to this country like shooting loathsome journalists. I can speak for myself and tens of millions of Americans when I say we're standing by law enforcement all the way. Go get ‘em, police! Show those reporters what for!"
At publishing time, President Trump had also surged to unprecedented levels of popularity after it was announced that the Department of Homeland Security would be rounding up journalists and mass deporting them to an El Salvadorian prison.
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Oh Bee, you express the wishes of many!!
Doggone it! I was hoping this WASN’T a Bee article!
LOL = = = Hello New York Times and Washington Post...
Repeat a lie enough times and it becomes...
Journalism.
That is a truth that would certainly happen.
The improvements gained by mass execution of that collection of low IQ, lot-T vermin cannot be listed without pages and pages.
Not even close to kidding. No worse enemy exists than collectons of little twerps with no abilities except that of pretending that they know anything.
OK, OK, there are a few folks that are valuable...but not many.
HAHAH funny!
Seriously, if the rioters throw bricks & frozen water bottles, they need to start taking the rioters out, all necessary force. Bur Bass won’t allow it.
The best and the brightest among us tend not to go to journalism school.
“Repeat a lie enough times and it becomes...
Journalism.”
Now, that right there is one of the fundamental truths of the multiverse.
‘Tis sad that the left has ruined that profession, just as it has ruined everything that it has touched. Death to the left.
LOL! Even the truth can be funny.
Dang! Me too! I was hoping, Don’t be The Bee, Don’t be The Bee.
Hard to call them “journalists” anymore, even in a joke. They’re really just paid propagandists and political activists.
Agree.
I love The Bee.
If only!
“Journalists” should always be in quotes.
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