Posted on 06/07/2025 10:20:54 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
NASHVILLE, TN — Authorities stated that Kilmar Abrego Garcia arrived without incident in Tennessee today, only to quickly to discover that he had trafficked seven kids from El Salvador on the flight back to the U.S.
Already facing several other criminal charges, Garcia's lawyers admitted that his trafficking seven kids on the flight back to an America prison was "not a great look."
"Hoo-boy. Could have done without that," said Garcia's defense attorney Stanley Ritten. "Really a bad time to do some human trafficking, to be honest. Senator Van Hollen showing up with Garcia's wife still bruised up, also not helpful. Not making my job any easier, guys."
Democrats had gathered on the tarmac to hail the return of Garcia, only to see seven disheveled, kidnapped children come wandering off the plane. "Not again," sighed Representative Jamie Raskin. "You can't go one flight without trafficking some kids? You're killing me, Garcia."
At publishing time, Garcia's lawyers had fallen into despair after learning he had gotten a new tattoo which read. "I am definitely a member of MS-13."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
No fresh pizza for DC. It’s a tragedy.
I was stung by the Bee. I thought this was real.
I’m not sure it isn’t!
Got me for a full minute.
I thought this was real as well, LOL. Wouldn’t surprise me at all if “St. Kilmar” wouldn’t pull off a stunt like this somehow.
Did you know that Babylon Bee used to be a satire site? Now they are the best news site.
Hard to tell the difference these days.
Is RAT Senator Chris van Hollen going to invite him out for margaritas again?
Democrats love their criminal, thugs and jerkoffs...
“Is RAT Senator Chris van Hollen going to invite him out for margaritas again?”
That was a hilarious setup that made van Hollen look like the retard he really is.
RATS are so stupid.
Right as rain.
Dam——I thought sure this was the bee.......
Dead Democrat Still Sending Fundraising Emails From Beyond The Grave
Daily Caller ^ | Melanie Wilcox
Posted on 6/7/2025, 2:13:13 PM by DFG
A tweet from Kamran Fareedi, a former FBI informant, revealed that he received fundraising emails from the campaign of Virginia Democratic Rep. Gerry Connolly after the congressman had passed away. Fareedi described the emails as “beyond unethical.”
Rep. Connolly, who represented Virginia’s 11th congressional district, died earlier this year. Following his death, his campaign apparently continued sending emails to supporters and constituents.
snip “For those unfamiliar, former Connolly campaign operatives are trying to coronate his former Chief of Staff as the successor to Connolly’s congressional seat, who would probably hold the office and rule over Fairfax County constituents for the next few decades,” Kamram posted. snip
“Meanwhile, whoever is controlling the Gerry Connolly campaign infrastructure is using it to try and secure James Walkinshaw the nomination,” he continued. (Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...
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