Posted on 06/05/2025 3:17:28 PM PDT by dynachrome
Firefighters were called to the scene after several eyewitnesses claimed to have seen President Trump setting fire to a local Tesla dealership this morning.
The event seems to coincide with a bitter public falling out between Trump and Musk over a spending bill currently moving through Congress.
"I thought we were friends, Elon! What happened to us?" President Trump reportedly cried as he lobbed a Molotov cocktail into the windshield of a 2025 Tesla Model 3. "I never liked Teslas. I always thought they were 3rd-rate cars anyway. And everything in them is computer, and I hate computers. Many people don't know that, but I actually hate them. They're terrible, frankly."
By the time authorities arrived on the scene, the entire facility had been consumed by the flames. Security cameras caught glimpses of an orange-haired suspect fleeing the scene.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Funny indeed! Times are getting absurd and the Bee is riding the wave.
This was too easy to write.
ROFLOL
I hate computers too!
Many a true word spoken in jest.
Pretty Funny
LOL!
Ditto the Bee makes fun of the media how it uses gossip for headlines.
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