Posted on 06/04/2025 10:55:06 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States Navy announced this morning that the USS Harvey Milk will be officially renamed the USS No Homo.
Christened the 'Harvey Milk' four years ago in honor of the infamous gay sexual predator, the ship's name change reflects a broader effort by military leadership to clarify that the Navy isn't actually that gay.
"Despite the uniforms, the Navy isn't just nancy boys and fairies," said Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth. "The names of our ships ought to reflect that non-gayness. It's hard enough for them already, wearing their fruity little sailor outfits, without also having their ships named after gay child molesters. Therefore, we have officially renamed the ship the 'No Homo' out of love and care for our Navy brothers. No homo."
Gay rights activists have condemned the decision, stating it is a blatant denial of the truth as the ship is obviously very gay. "Who do you think you're fooling? The ship is a literally called an 'oiler', its whole job is oiling up other ships, and it's docked in San Fran. It's a total flamer," said local activist Mikai Danielson. "Methinks Secretary Hegseth doth protest too much."
At publishing time, Secretary Hegseth had issued an order for everyone to stop calling Navy guys "seamen."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
There were a few personnel with a sense of humor that guided the selection of the type of ship.
USS No Poofters!
Or the USS Dan White...
+1
One of the few times I have to disagree with the Babylon Bee.
I would have gone with 'USS No Homo R-US.'
US = the word "us," not the short hand for United States.
USS Totally Indifferent to Interior Decor
USS Ron Swanson
The Harvey Milk is a John Lewis-class oiler, a group of ships that are to be named after prominent civil rights leaders and activists.
CBS reported Tuesday that the Navy is also considering renaming other John Lewis-class oilers including the USNS Thurgood Marshall, USNS Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and USNS Harriet Tubman. Both Marshall and Ginsburg were Supreme Court justices, and Tubman was a Black abolitionist who helped slaves escape the South via the Underground Railroad.
If the 'Rats were still in charge the next ship would be named the USS George Floyd.
It’s hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum in here Your Majesty he said and she smiled quietly to herself.
This is so wrong. It should be “USS No Mo Homo.”
LOL!! That gets my vote!
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