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I would have picked it up for free. How much does a funeral home charge for a casket?

$3,000? What's the markup for them?

I know morbid, flame away.

1 posted on 06/01/2025 1:47:37 PM PDT by DallasBiff
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To: DallasBiff

>> I would have picked it up for free.

Me too! But it depends on if it is “new” or “used”.


2 posted on 06/01/2025 1:49:02 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Hope, as a righteous product of properly aligned Faith, IS in fact a strategy.)
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To: DallasBiff

“Well, we can burn her, bury her, or dump her.”


4 posted on 06/01/2025 1:57:39 PM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: DallasBiff
I betcha some vampire really saw red when he returned to the castle and found his bed gone.


5 posted on 06/01/2025 2:00:06 PM PDT by fidelis (👈 Under no obligation to respond to rude, ignorant, abusive, bellicose, and obnoxious posts.)
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To: DallasBiff; The Spirit Of Allegiance; SunkenCiv; Rennes Templar
The casket, which was fortunately empty, was found left on the curb near Lords Landing...

And we're only now reading about it on FR

three days later?

🤔

Comedic timing afoot?

6 posted on 06/01/2025 2:08:33 PM PDT by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
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To: DallasBiff

After bussing began about ‘73 all the huwite fokes fled to Virginny.
Now you got peepo dumping coffins by the side of the road.


7 posted on 06/01/2025 2:23:52 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: DallasBiff

What are the rules for dumping it legally? Nothing important. Just making some notes.


8 posted on 06/01/2025 3:16:19 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: DallasBiff

What, the “Casket Dumper” never heard of Craig’s list?


9 posted on 06/01/2025 3:52:10 PM PDT by nuke_road_warrior (Making the world safe for nuclear power for over 20 years)
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To: DallasBiff
The best Coffin memes :) Memedroid
11 posted on 06/01/2025 4:13:42 PM PDT by where's_the_Outrage? (Drain the Swamp. Build the Wall)
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To: DallasBiff

Funniest thing I have ever seen. A man had a trailer hooked up to his truck with a casket on it. He was in the drive thru at McDonald’s Donald’s

Second funniest thing. I saw a guy with a Christmas tree on top of his car going thru the topless car wash.


12 posted on 06/01/2025 5:20:04 PM PDT by Hyman Roth
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