I would have picked it up for free. How much does a funeral home charge for a casket?
$3,000? What's the markup for them?
I know morbid, flame away.
To: DallasBiff
>> I would have picked it up for free.
Me too! But it depends on if it is “new” or “used”.
2 posted on
06/01/2025 1:49:02 PM PDT by
Nervous Tick
(Hope, as a righteous product of properly aligned Faith, IS in fact a strategy.)
To: DallasBiff
“Well, we can burn her, bury her, or dump her.”
To: DallasBiff
I betcha some vampire really saw red when he returned to the castle and found his bed gone.

5 posted on
06/01/2025 2:00:06 PM PDT by
fidelis
(👈 Under no obligation to respond to rude, ignorant, abusive, bellicose, and obnoxious posts.)
To: DallasBiff; The Spirit Of Allegiance; SunkenCiv; Rennes Templar
The casket, which was fortunately empty, was found left on the curb near Lords Landing... And we're only now reading about it on FR
three days later?
🤔
Comedic timing afoot?
6 posted on
06/01/2025 2:08:33 PM PDT by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: DallasBiff
After bussing began about ‘73 all the huwite fokes fled to Virginny.
Now you got peepo dumping coffins by the side of the road.
7 posted on
06/01/2025 2:23:52 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: DallasBiff
What are the rules for dumping it legally? Nothing important. Just making some notes.
8 posted on
06/01/2025 3:16:19 PM PDT by
Libloather
(Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
To: DallasBiff
What, the “Casket Dumper” never heard of Craig’s list?
9 posted on
06/01/2025 3:52:10 PM PDT by
nuke_road_warrior
(Making the world safe for nuclear power for over 20 years)
To: DallasBiff
To: DallasBiff
Funniest thing I have ever seen. A man had a trailer hooked up to his truck with a casket on it. He was in the drive thru at McDonald’s Donald’s
Second funniest thing. I saw a guy with a Christmas tree on top of his car going thru the topless car wash.
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