"You say there's a race of men in the trees?" "I wait all night for calls like these."
ROFL! I was gonna call BS on this from the headline, as there is no ICE in texas this time of year! lol I forget about the law enforcement agency with that acronym. And I thought it hilarious that your handle is ‘frozenAssets’ LOL
Come on down outta that tree, INVADER!
FTA ...
... “You can run, but you can’t hide,” Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem said while sharing news of his bizarre escape bid.
“Whether in a tree or harbored in an activist judge’s house, if you are here illegally, ICE will find you, arrest you, and you will be deported.”
Ical is facing federal criminal charges for illegal re-entry into the US after he was previously deported 12 years ago, according to ICE.
“Ical previously entered the United States unlawfully on March 27, 2013, and was subsequently removed to Guatemala on April 24, 2013,” ICE said in a statement.
It isn’t known exactly when he re-entered the US....
(Ice catches alien in tree)
I want to believe 🛸🛸🛸
Isn’t this a verse in the Koran?
Does the Federal Government now recruit Ents as assets to capture and deport?
Damn this global warming!
His name is Zacheuss.
“Leaf me alone!” he called out as the agents barked orders to him.
(Here we go!)
Bigfoot continues to evade capture.
(Micro$oft AI)
Ah what is that meme? 1000 Gorillas in the game of myst or “Orale vato” in the tree?
This also happened on August 21, 1955 in Hopkinsville, Kentucky!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly%E2%80%93Hopkinsville_encounter
Developing: A man evading ICE has been in a tree for hours
San Antonio Express News ^ | 04/29/2025 | By Jacob Beltran, Nancy M. Preyor-Johnson, Staff writers
Posted on 4/29/2025, 5:20:29 PM by Responsibility2nd
I was hoping from the headline that an icestorm caught a little green man in a tree.