To: RoosterRedux
Just don’t ask her to parallel park!
2 posted on
05/19/2025 8:59:50 AM PDT by
sauropod
(Make sure Satan has to climb over a lot of Scripture to get to you. John MacArthur Ne supra crepidam)
To: RoosterRedux
Too funny!
She probably did it while texting on her phone and yelling at the animals to sit down and put on their seat belts. It's tough driving while being the world's soccer mom.
3 posted on
05/19/2025 9:01:04 AM PDT by
Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: RoosterRedux
4 posted on
05/19/2025 9:01:47 AM PDT by
PeterPrinciple
(Thinking Caps are no longer being issued, but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere)
To: RoosterRedux
5 posted on
05/19/2025 9:03:39 AM PDT by
ArcadeQuarters
(You can't remove RINOs by voting for them!)
To: RoosterRedux
This is true. She cant drive.
She forwarded the gene for a non-driving future to her descendance.
7 posted on
05/19/2025 9:03:56 AM PDT by
Delta 21
(If anyone is treasonous, it is those who call me such.)
To: RoosterRedux
9 posted on
05/19/2025 9:05:03 AM PDT by
Rummyfan
( In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man.)
To: RoosterRedux
To: RoosterRedux
To: RoosterRedux; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; ...
Noah needed some rest, mostly because his wife spent over five months demanding why he wouldn't stop and ask for directions. The premise of "Captain Ron" doesn't look so dumb now, does it? :^)
16 posted on
05/19/2025 9:18:36 AM PDT by
SunkenCiv
(Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
To: RoosterRedux
18 posted on
05/19/2025 9:25:59 AM PDT by
wardaddy
(The Blob must be bled dry)
To: RoosterRedux
And the Jackass was navigating?
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20 posted on
05/19/2025 9:33:18 AM PDT by
SubMareener
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To: RoosterRedux
ROTFL! Oh man. Gotta love the Bee.
21 posted on
05/19/2025 9:43:18 AM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(Where can Americans go to seek justice now that the RATS own the judiciary?)
To: RoosterRedux
I work in an office with 4 men and 6 women, in a town with a lot of tight streets and corners, and steep hills.
All 4 men’s vehicles lack body damage.
All 6 women’s vehicles have damage to the front passenger-side fender from hitting things, and 4 of them have damage to the rear bumper from backing into things.
Not sure what to say other than that.
22 posted on
05/19/2025 9:52:19 AM PDT by
verum ago
(I figure some people must truly be in love, for only love can be so blind.)
To: RoosterRedux
To: RoosterRedux
I don’t ride anywhere with my wife at the wheel.
24 posted on
05/19/2025 10:26:29 AM PDT by
waterhill
(Nobody cares, work harder!)
To: RoosterRedux
Misogyny at its finest ... but funny ... a sexist would say
To: RoosterRedux
She may have been smoking stuff.
26 posted on
05/19/2025 11:18:32 AM PDT by
chopperk
(airhiger)
To: RoosterRedux
I laughed.
I started reading the headline without seeing the source. I immediately knew the source though because the Onion isn’t that clever.
28 posted on
05/19/2025 11:38:44 AM PDT by
Tanniker Smith
(Rome didn't fall in a day, either)
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