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Amazing: James Comey Finds Natural Rock Formation Spelling Out 'EXPLODE TRUMP'S HEAD WITH A BOOMERANG'
babylonbee.com ^ | May 16, 2025

Posted on 05/16/2025 10:14:34 AM PDT by V_TWIN

U.S. — Former FBI Director James Comey found himself in hot water this week for posting what he claimed was a natural rock formation that appeared to spell out "EXPLODE TRUMP'S HEAD WITH A BOOMERANG.'

The photo, posted on Comey's Instagram account, depicted a collection of rocks which he claimed to have found sitting in a natural formation. According to Comey, it was entirely a coincidence that they happened to spell out "EXPLODE TRUMP'S HEAD WITH A BOMBERANG."

"Cool rock formation on my beach walk," Comey wrote in a caption that accompanied the image.

The viral photo immediately attracted negative attention for the retired public servant. "I've devoted my life to my country, now I just want to spend my days taking long walks on the beach where I can imagine Trump's corpse buried beneath the majestic sands," he said. "You people are reading way too much into this picture of cool rocks I found."

Geologists said it was impossible for rocks to have appeared on the beach naturally in such a formation, noting that rocks are not capable of speaking English. "They speak rock language, everyone knows that," said associate geologist Dominique Fordquilt. "Nice looking rocks, though."

At publishing time, Comey was forced to delete the Instagram photo due to the backlash and replace it with what he claimed was a natural formation of dead fish washed up on the beach that spelled out "I'M SORRY."


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1 posted on 05/16/2025 10:14:34 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

The bee is awesome,,,,

Just imagine if any prominent Republican or conservative did what Comey did when Obama or Biden was President?
The MSM, democrats everywhere and Merrick Garland would have gone ballistic! You would hear of it 24/7.


2 posted on 05/16/2025 10:21:47 AM PDT by volare737 (Diversity is something to be overcome, not celebrated.)
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To: V_TWIN

For a man who famously strolls alone in remote areas regularly, he sure says a lot of inflammatory things.

Lonely places on those strolls.


3 posted on 05/16/2025 10:29:48 AM PDT by DesertRhino (2016 Star Wars, 2020 The Empire Strikes Back, 2025... RETURN OF THE JEDI...Low IQ morons also have t)
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To: V_TWIN

😆


4 posted on 05/16/2025 10:31:45 AM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: V_TWIN

Trump and Elon are awesome guys. If I was a multibillionaire, I would have a retired SAS guy on retainer. And I would merely need to say, “that man rather annoys me” about someone, and there would soon be a carjacking gone wrong in the news.

Guess that’s why God didn’t make me rich.


5 posted on 05/16/2025 10:33:22 AM PDT by DesertRhino (2016 Star Wars, 2020 The Empire Strikes Back, 2025... RETURN OF THE JEDI...Low IQ morons also have t)
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To: V_TWIN

Drat, Ya beat me to it!


6 posted on 05/16/2025 10:37:51 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: Navy Patriot

Was Comrade Jim Commie one of the children at Fatima? Incredible find! 😮


7 posted on 05/16/2025 10:49:03 AM PDT by alstewartfan (Child slavery, rape and drug OD's mean nothing to Roberts and Barrett. )
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To: V_TWIN

James Comey was seen buying “Alphabet Soup” in the grocery store.

What could he “discover” now?

STAND BY, FOR NEWS!


8 posted on 05/16/2025 10:55:06 AM PDT by BatGuano (Quantus Tremor Est futurus.)
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To: DesertRhino

https://youtu.be/ln7Vn_WKkWU?si=pFJc2r_CN-HwWdzX


9 posted on 05/16/2025 11:32:55 AM PDT by Delta 21 (If anyone is treasonous, it is those who call me such.)
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To: Delta 21

That song...Visualize, Comey taped to a chair, Michael Madsen walks in....


10 posted on 05/16/2025 1:17:21 PM PDT by DesertRhino (2016 Star Wars, 2020 The Empire Strikes Back, 2025... RETURN OF THE JEDI...Low IQ morons also have t)
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