1 posted on
05/12/2025 12:50:54 PM PDT by
V_TWIN
To: V_TWIN
To: V_TWIN
Wow, that’s great. I’d bet it has a cloaking device so it becomes invisible.
3 posted on
05/12/2025 12:54:01 PM PDT by
laplata
(They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
To: V_TWIN
It’s absolutely amazing how quickly the Bee writes satire. They are truly great!
4 posted on
05/12/2025 12:55:14 PM PDT by
Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: V_TWIN
The BEE makes me do a Happy Face...Too old to dance....
To: V_TWIN
9 posted on
05/12/2025 1:12:19 PM PDT by
SaxxonWoods
(The road is a dangerous place man, you can die out here...or worse. -Johnny Paycheck, 1980, Reno, NV)
To: V_TWIN
I hope Trump knows about the ISD’s main weakness: its shield generators. At least the Empire didn’t give him a Death Star. One hit in the right place and the whole thing blows up.
To: V_TWIN
None of this would be a story if Boeing had delivered the replacement for Air Force One.
To: V_TWIN
Trump would probably negotiate for a Super Star Destroyer. I mean, every backwater part of the galaxy has a standard ISD on patrol - gotta have the status bling upgrade.
14 posted on
05/12/2025 3:02:52 PM PDT by
Charles Martel
(Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
To: V_TWIN
President Trump of the Known Univese repairs a cracked di-lithium crystal with a simngle glance.
16 posted on
05/12/2025 3:18:10 PM PDT by
spokeshave
(Proud Boys, Angry Dads. Grumpy Grandads & Curmudgeon<p.s)
To: V_TWIN
when is the reconstruction crew going in!?? I wanna piece of that action!!
17 posted on
05/12/2025 3:18:45 PM PDT by
sit-rep
(START DEMANDING INDICTMENTS NOW!!!!!)
To: V_TWIN
reportedly soured after the president announced the implementation of 140% tariffs on all spice imports from Kessel.Well, that certainly sucked. But, I suppose Trump knows what he's doing........
To: V_TWIN
22 posted on
05/12/2025 4:12:08 PM PDT by
GreatRoad
('In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act' )
To: V_TWIN
It better come with a full complement of walkers and tie fighters!
23 posted on
05/12/2025 4:16:13 PM PDT by
xp38
To: dadgum
I guess the jet fast wasn’t enough.
To: V_TWIN
28 posted on
05/12/2025 5:51:46 PM PDT by
MotorCityBuck
(Keep the change, you are filthy animal !!)
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