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Trump Accepts Generous Gift Of Imperial-Class Star Destroyer From Emperor Palpatine
babylonbee.com ^
| May 12, 2025
Posted on 05/12/2025 12:50:54 PM PDT by V_TWIN
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posted on
05/12/2025 12:50:54 PM PDT
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V_TWIN
To: V_TWIN
To: V_TWIN
Wow, that’s great. I’d bet it has a cloaking device so it becomes invisible.
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posted on
05/12/2025 12:54:01 PM PDT
by
laplata
(They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
To: V_TWIN
It’s absolutely amazing how quickly the Bee writes satire. They are truly great!
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posted on
05/12/2025 12:55:14 PM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Tell It Right
Whatever they’re paying their writers, it’s not enough ð
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posted on
05/12/2025 12:57:49 PM PDT
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V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: V_TWIN
The BEE makes me do a Happy Face...Too old to dance....
To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...
About time. Now he can get some things done. First on the list, fire one of those beams and take out Mark Hamill while he's sitting around at home dreaming of a better career. The Skywalker twins were an incestuous nightmare, and everyone knows it.
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posted on
05/12/2025 12:58:23 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
To: SunkenCiv
For twenty seconds, I thought that the US Navy was getting a destroyer.
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posted on
05/12/2025 1:08:41 PM PDT
by
Colt1851Navy
(What was wrong with Nixon?)
To: V_TWIN
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posted on
05/12/2025 1:12:19 PM PDT
by
SaxxonWoods
(The road is a dangerous place man, you can die out here...or worse. -Johnny Paycheck, 1980, Reno, NV)
To: V_TWIN
I hope Trump knows about the ISD’s main weakness: its shield generators. At least the Empire didn’t give him a Death Star. One hit in the right place and the whole thing blows up.
To: SunkenCiv
(and take out Mark Hamill)
We can only hope...ððĪĢðĪĢðĪŠðð
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posted on
05/12/2025 1:47:51 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: V_TWIN
None of this would be a story if Boeing had delivered the replacement for Air Force One.
To: T.B. Yoits
Boeing has become incompetent a once GREAT American company gone to crap!!
To: V_TWIN
Trump would probably negotiate for a Super Star Destroyer. I mean, every backwater part of the galaxy has a standard ISD on patrol - gotta have the status bling upgrade.
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posted on
05/12/2025 3:02:52 PM PDT
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Charles Martel
(Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
To: Telepathic Intruder
The Empeor deserved to die for making a second one, with the same problem.
To: V_TWIN
President Trump of the Known Univese repairs a cracked di-lithium crystal with a simngle glance.
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posted on
05/12/2025 3:18:10 PM PDT
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spokeshave
(Proud Boys, Angry Dads. Grumpy Grandads & Curmudgeon<p.s)
To: V_TWIN
when is the reconstruction crew going in!?? I wanna piece of that action!!
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posted on
05/12/2025 3:18:45 PM PDT
by
sit-rep
(START DEMANDING INDICTMENTS NOW!!!!!)
To: spokeshave
Only commanders of the galactic fleet are gifted with the simngle glance.
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posted on
05/12/2025 3:20:26 PM PDT
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spokeshave
(Proud Boys, Angry Dads. Grumpy Grandads & Curmudgeon<p.s)
To: laplata
I believe he is in negotiations with the Klingons right now.
USA will have exclusive rights to their cloaking technology.
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posted on
05/12/2025 3:47:29 PM PDT
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sjmjax
To: sit-rep
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posted on
05/12/2025 3:53:07 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(May Rachel Zegler and Disney never know profits.)
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