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Hero: Bernie Sanders Buys Another House To Make Sure The Rich People Don't Get All Of Them
The Bee ^ | May 9, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 05/09/2025 10:12:20 AM PDT by Navy Patriot

BURLINGTON, VT — In a heroic move that sacrificed his own resources, Senator Bernie Sanders announced that he had bought yet another house to make sure the rich people don't get all of them.

The selfless act reportedly set the Vermont senator back a bit financially, but his new beachfront home in the Hamptons area of Long Island, New York, would now be prevented from being sold to any wealthy oligarchs from the private sector.

"I am willing to take this hit for our cause," Sanders told reporters. "It's not easy to be a man in my position and take on yet another luxurious home in such an exclusive location, but I am going to do it for the greater good. We cannot let the ultra-wealthy continue to rule over us. I vow to purchase as many homes as necessary to keep rich people from getting them."

The senator's supporters applauded his altruism. "Not a selfish or hypocritical bone in Bernie's body," said Sanders donor Shane Lewis. "Even though the fight against the elite ruling class seems overwhelming, it's nice to know we have a guy like him out there doing the hard work and buying up multiple homes to keep them out of the oligarchy's real estate portfolio. Bernie is a true hero."

At publishing time, Sanders had sent out a fundraising plea to his mailing list asking them to donate as much as they could so he could furnish his new home with high-end decor before the evil billionaires bought all the furniture.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


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KEYWORDS: babylonbee; berniesanders; satire; vermont

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Why can't all Prog Marxist Democrats be as selfless as the Communist Saint Bernie?
1 posted on 05/09/2025 10:12:20 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

Bernie’s Inner Party. The elite that run everything. The pigs, in Animal Farm.


2 posted on 05/09/2025 10:14:25 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Navy Patriot

The King of Oligarchy Malarkey and his little Puerto Rican house made, Sandy Cortez.


3 posted on 05/09/2025 10:17:18 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (We now have RAT activists interpreting their version of the Constitution. Who needs da Supremes?)
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To: Navy Patriot

I feel much better knowing that patriotic politicians are willing to go to the trouble of living in multiple mansions for me. What a guy!


4 posted on 05/09/2025 10:18:21 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Navy Patriot

Sanders is an insane communist.


5 posted on 05/09/2025 10:38:18 AM PDT by A Navy Vet (USA Birth Certificate - 1787. Death Certificate - 2021? )
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To: Navy Patriot

Also, I almost wasted a lot of money on a private jet, but Bernie jumped on that grenade to save me and allow me to fly commercial.


6 posted on 05/09/2025 10:42:15 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (May Rachel Zegler and Disney never know profits.)
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To: A Navy Vet
Sanders is an insane communist.

Yes, however, is that more dangerous, or less dangerous to World Civilization?

7 posted on 05/09/2025 10:45:41 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: Secret Agent Man

Maybe his wife is receiving million dollar kickbacks on loans she negotiates such as the school she wanted a one million dollar commission for an 11 million dollar loan. Bernie kept her out of prison for that one.


8 posted on 05/09/2025 10:53:46 AM PDT by chopperk (airhiger)
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To: chopperk

If so, theres going to be a money trail.


9 posted on 05/09/2025 10:57:34 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Navy Patriot
"Yes, however, is that more dangerous, or less dangerous to World Civilization?"

I don't know about "world civilization", but he is catching major flack for himself and AOC flying around on private jets to denigrate the rich in America. You know, the ones that build companies and hire people.

I believe Sanders is losing supporters and possibly on his last crusade. Also, with this last election, it pretty clear that the majority of Americans are fed up with his socialist/communist rhetoric and actions.

10 posted on 05/09/2025 11:02:11 AM PDT by A Navy Vet (USA Birth Certificate - 1787. Death Certificate - 2021? )
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To: Navy Patriot
" Sanders told reporters. "It's not easy to be a man in my position and take on yet another luxurious home in such an exclusive location, but I am going to do it for the greater good. We cannot let the ultra-wealthy continue to rule over us. I vow to purchase as many homes as necessary to keep rich people from getting them."

The old commie is insane. Isn't his proposal something that Lenin, Stalin, Mao, and other commies supported as they stole and built their mansions? Well, at least he's not promoting murdering the proletariat.

11 posted on 05/09/2025 11:09:53 AM PDT by A Navy Vet (USA Birth Certificate - 1787. Death Certificate - 2021? )
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To: A Navy Vet
That was a softball pitch to you, Navy, ... Sanders is an Unamerican Degenerate Commie Hypocrite Scumbag, that is the Ultimate Danger to World Civilization.

Or worse.

12 posted on 05/09/2025 11:39:22 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: Navy Patriot

How many luxury homes does an 83-yo $Millionaire Socialist need?


13 posted on 05/09/2025 12:14:06 PM PDT by citizen (A transgender male competing against women may be male, but he's no man.)
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To: Navy Patriot

I hear Bernie Sanders is the role model for a reprobate.


14 posted on 05/09/2025 1:08:16 PM PDT by Vaduz
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