Eagle Firing AR-15 Emerges From Vatican Indicating An American Pope Has Been Selected

babylonbee.com ^ | May 8, 2025

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

But be careful! The Catholic Church also declared the Crossbow, the “AW bow” of the past, to be
“Hateful to God” if used against Christians but not against moslems.
Sadly Richard the Lionheart was felled by one. Now his nation is being over run by moslem hordes without firing a shot in defense.

[Dr. Sivana]

No one from Chicago likes the Cardinals.

I thought the Cardinals fled Chicago decades ago. They settled here in Arizona.

[V_TWIN]

Nice! 👍

[SunkenCiv]

Babylon Bee.

• Vatican congregation member allowed priest accused of child abuse to live near Catholic school (guess who) [05/08/2025]
• Obama congratulates new pope: 'This is a historic day for the United States' [05/08/2025]
• New Pope Leo XIV spent years retweeting criticism of Trump policies [05/08/2025]
• How the pope gets paid and a look into the Vatican's finances [05/08/2025]

[gundog]

Fond memories of Cominsky Park?

[piasa]

very good, lol

[T.B. Yoits]

[tumblindice]

The Eagle
by Alfred Lord E. Newman

He clasps the crag with crooked hands;
Close to the sun in lonely lands,
Ring’d with the azure world, he stands.

The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
And like a thunderbolt he farts.

[rovenstinez]

The Mexicans say, that Trump demanded either the Vatican shoose an American Pope or that he would raise their tariffs.