Well...he did say "please"...
Mohamed!
Was he a big fat, greasy pig that looks like a politician with a bad haircut who encourages any clowns that will listen to him into conducting an insurrection and political assassination.
Sounds like he wanted to go to prison where he gets three hots and a cot.
What are the odds of being falsely accused of a crime that you ended up committing?
Should’ve also charged him with deadly threats or however that crime should be labeled.
Well...he did say "please"...
Anyone named Mo-HAM-head should be summarily deported.
Two favorite bank stories.
My best friend’s uncle was in prison for attempted bank theft. He did get the money but ran out of the bank into rush hour traffic into a cab dead stopped.
Not a bank robbery story, but still... A friend worked as a bank teller and told great stories about where people had their money when they came in to deposit. Apparently some poor teller friend was about to get a deposit when the gentleman unzipped his trousers to retrieve the money. She slammed down the window and went screaming away.
Q. Why did you rob a bank days after getting a not guilty verdict for robbing another bank?
A. Because that’s where the money is.
Nod to Willie Sutton.
Did he argue that it was a gift from the bank? If so, then that is where I would’ve argued the case from. The note clearly says gife, not gift, therefore-guilty MFer!