Posted on 05/02/2025 3:31:41 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
President Trump just defunded NPR... but at what cost? A survey of leading economists and media analysts may surprise you.
The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of severe ramifications of NPR being defunded:
NPR may have to resort to reporting real news: A clear violation of their freedom of speech.
No one will know the plight of Mongolian yak farmers: How will people learn if they are not told?
There will only be 297 media outlets pushing state propaganda: So few options.
Forced to drop the "N" and "P" and just be known as "R": Years of brand building wasted.
Fewer job opportunities for people with boring, low-register voices: The job market will become oversaturated by women with glasses who whisper.
The likelihood of hearing "Pink Pony Club" in your car will increase by 20%: This is a dangerous result no one took into account.
NPR programs will now be interrupted every two minutes with commercials for hemp muumuus and Birkenstocks: Get ready for ads targeting NPR's most loyal listeners.
Millions of Americans will be rendered unable to sleep: The loss of the country's most popular sleep aid will have devastating effects.
From now on, only a few things will be considered: Cutbacks have consequences.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
She'll have to go out and hawk them door to door: "Please buy my Nina Totenbag."
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