[dayglored]

Been there, done that.

[3RIVRS]

I woke up one night to see my grandson standing in the crib silently staring at me. I damn near ran to the kitchen for the salt and holy water.

[CatHerd]

How to know when your child has graduated from babyhood to toddlerhood: he has discovered the stuff in his diaper makes great fingerpaint.

[dfwgator]

"Well, young Mr. Bundy, the devil boy!"

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Normal Toddler: Screams during the quietest part of the church service.
Demon-Possessed: Screams during the quietest part of the church service.

I spent so much time in the cry room that I had my own assigned seat.

Weird but now that they are past that stage and have reached the point of being reasonable humans (mostly) I some times feel a bit nostalgic.

Don't miss the poop through.

[Tell It Right]

Normal Toddler: Soccer is his favorite sport.
Demon-Possessed: Calls it football.

Normal Toddler: Speaks in gibberish.
Demon-Possessed: Speaks in gibberish but follows it with "No joke".

[fella]

Is that head spinning viewed from the top or the bottom?

[bigbob]

Now do cats

[Beowulf9]

Normal Toddler: Screams in an unintelligible language while writhing on the floor.
Demon-Possessed: Same, but sounds kind of Latin.

😆

[dynachrome]

[markman46]

Oh man it’s hard to tell the difference