[DallasBiff]

Great, now we have to worry about ferocious woodpeckers.

[dfwgator]

As opposed to peckerwoods.

[Texas Eagle]

Omygosh. It’s a good thing these Massachutssians weren’t around in 1773.

[Vaquero]

Three S’s. Shoot Shovel Shutup

[17th Miss Regt]

Curiously, they were all Teslas!

[rktman]

We had a problem with them in 1995 on the External Tank used on the space shuttle program:

https://www.upi.com/Archives/1995/06/01/Woodpeckers-damage-space-shuttle/9137801979200/

😳🚀

[know.your.why]

Were they all Teslas and was the woodpecker blue?

[tumblindice]

This must be the cigar-chomping Thrush mufflers woodpecker.

[Magnum44]

[mewzilla]

Paging Farmers Insurance.

I can see another ad with JK Simmons!

[PallMal]

To be honest, pileated woodpeckers are no joke.

The size of them will shock you if you expected something pigeon-sized.

[KittyKares]

She said it’s wearing a red hat. Will MAGA get blamed?

[spincaster]

Can anyone say Red Rider ? Problem solved.

[dforest]

Sounds like the new maintenance guy they hired here to ruin the apartments.

His first name isn’t “wood” though.

[Bonemaker]

Metalpecker.

[packagingguy]

Looks like woodpeckers can’t pass the mirror test. He thinks he’s fighting another bird.

Pigeons don’t have this problem, they can pass the mirror test.

[fella]

If that bird were attacking Teslas nobody would say a word.