“SNL” star Chloe Fineman says she was berated by restaurant for saying hi to Demi Moore: 'I'm not nobody'

Yahoo! ^ | Jessica Wang | Apr 29, 2025

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Chloe Fineman's table for two came with a side of drama.

Recounting the incident alongside her sister Emma, Fineman said the two were having "the best day of our lives" before trying to find a place to eat and reluctantly settling on Sant Ambroeus, an Italian restaurant located in the "food desert known as Madison Avenue."

Fineman recalled a cordial server leading them to a table right away. "There's several empty tables and I sit down, and then I look up and it's Pilaf little mouse, the celebrity dog of Demi Moore," Fineman said. "And I see Demi Moore and I was like, 'Oh, hi!' We've met once or twice and I've held Pilaf because Pilaf was backstage at an SNL show."

"She fully said hi back also," Fineman's sister added, clarifying that it was not an intrusive interaction.

"The manager sees me," Fineman continued. "I don't know, maybe I had no makeup on — did I not look legitimate enough for this empty room of Sant Ambroeus? And the guy's like, 'What are you doing here! Ma'am, come, come with me.' And I guess I didn't realize you had to talk to another Italian guy to get a seat even though there's like a thousand empty tables. It was very confusing."

Alas, the situation did not improve. "I was like, 'Calm down. I'm not nobody. I'm on SNL.' He was like, 'I don't care who you are. I treat everybody the same,'" Fineman recalled. "And I was like, 'You're being rude,' and he's like, 'You're being rude!' Anyway I don't want to get into details, but let's just say a personality of mine started to come up that I don't love. I took myself out of the situation. You could call it a Karen [moment]...

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[BobL]

Which one has more Botox?

[crosdaddy]

WOW, those brows 😳

[Governor Dinwiddie]

I think they are both trannys.

[ClearCase_guy]

[BookmanTheJanitor]

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[CodeToad]

They both have as much plastic as a tranny!

[Tell It Right]

One good thing I haven't forgotten about Demi Moore is that she was in a steamy sex scene in the movie Ghost -- and the two characters were actually married. LOL

Of course, it was ruined by the dance seen between Demi and Whoopi (possessed by Patrick Swayze's ghost).

[ridesthemiles]

SOME GARDEN IS MISSING IT’S CATERPILLARS

[fidelis]

"WOW, those brows 😳"

Those aren't eyebrows, they're caterpillars!

[sphinx]

“I’m not nobody, I’m on SNL.”

Privilege much?

The proper response to this would have been, “SNL? Wow, is that still on? I remember it back from when it was funny, like 40 years ago.”

[Jamestown1630]

This sounds like a story from someone who desperately needs attention.

‘I’m not nobody - I’m on SNL!’.

(What the heck???)

[Dr. Sivana]

One good thing I haven't forgotten about Demi Moore is that she was in a steamy sex scene in the movie Ghost

I only saw her in "Disclosure" when she had her steamy scene with Michael Douglas, I got up to make myself a cheeseburger. I read the book, so I knew the scene was very pertinent to the story, but I didn't need to see the action.

She was perfectly cast for her role.

[Zuriel]

Just eyebrow paint to make them look longer and thicker. One of the roughly 8 makeup products on their faces.

[SunkenCiv]

IOW, we're all nobodies. **** Chloe Fineman, her sister, and SNL.

[plain talk]

Yeah, “hey you can stay but those eyebrows have to go.”

[PGR88]

First world elite problems

[FreedomForce]

First I’ve ever heard of her, and I already hate her.

[Billthedrill]

If anyone is curious, I notice they don't publish prices on their menus but HERE is an Ubereats menu, same place. About as you'd figure, 34 buckaroos for a plate of spaghetti. Probably not even Chef Boyardee...

[monkeyshine]

Learn to cook.