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Developing: A man evading ICE has been in a tree for hours
San Antonio Express News ^
| 04/29/2025
| By Jacob Beltran, Nancy M. Preyor-Johnson, Staff writers
Posted on 04/29/2025 3:20:29 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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I have an easy solution.
To: Responsibility2nd
“Honestly Your Honor, it wasn’t me. I was just busy masturbating…in a tree.”
(Kennedy joke)
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
04/29/2025 3:23:54 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Nobody elected Elon Musk? Well nobody elected the Deep State either.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Get the pepper ball gun and let some of the neighborhood kids take potshots at him.
To: Responsibility2nd
open up a can of tuna
that usually works
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posted on
04/29/2025 3:25:15 PM PDT
by
joshua c
To: Antihero101607
Get an ape from the local zoo and bring them to the tree.
“You come down or the ape goes up....”
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posted on
04/29/2025 3:27:02 PM PDT
by
cgbg
(It was not us. It was them--all along.)
To: cgbg
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posted on
04/29/2025 3:33:34 PM PDT
by
laplata
(They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Call the fire department.
Hose him down till he comes down.
It worked in Cannonball
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posted on
04/29/2025 3:33:34 PM PDT
by
South Dakota
(Vance / Trump...2028 )
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
04/29/2025 3:34:36 PM PDT
by
albie
(U)
To: Antihero101607
Repeated shots of the kids Red Riders should do the trick!
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posted on
04/29/2025 3:36:24 PM PDT
by
albie
(U)
To: Responsibility2nd
This is not a photo of this specific illegal but it reminded me of this. 3rd world people are used to this sort of thing.
To: Responsibility2nd
Don’t get him riled up or else he’ll hold his breath until he faints.
To: packagingguy
Tell him that a neighbor made some homemade goat cheese.
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posted on
04/29/2025 3:45:59 PM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: plain talk
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posted on
04/29/2025 3:47:14 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(My internet store only sells brick and mortar. Call me.)
To: BipolarBob
I think they tranquilize bears...
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posted on
04/29/2025 3:50:58 PM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: Responsibility2nd
Live feed....
“A lawyer’s on the way.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I imagine some judge somewhere has already drawn up orders not to deport him again.
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posted on
04/29/2025 3:52:39 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Nobody elected Elon Musk? Well nobody elected the Deep State either.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Have ICE start placing cylindrical things around the base of the tree...when the illegal asks what they’re doing, say “we’re gonna dynamite it”. He’ll climb down so fast he’ll have splinters
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posted on
04/29/2025 3:54:34 PM PDT
by
jpp113
To: Responsibility2nd
Made me think of that old song by Roger Miller, ‘You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd’
You can’t live your life sittin’ up in a tree...🎶
and for those who never heard that cute song...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI-8hst0bho
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posted on
04/29/2025 3:58:54 PM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: Responsibility2nd
OK. Cordon the tree off and wait him out.
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posted on
04/29/2025 4:00:21 PM PDT
by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesu)
To: cgbg
#6:
"Get an ape from the local zoo and bring them to the tree." Why go to the zoo …
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posted on
04/29/2025 4:05:08 PM PDT
by
Governor Dinwiddie
( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and His mercy endures forever. — Psalm 106)
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