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FBI Agents Discover 17 More Illegals Hiding In Judge Dugan’s Robe
babylonbee.com ^ | Apr 25, 2025

Posted on 04/27/2025 5:11:09 AM PDT by V_TWIN

MILWAUKEE, WI — While being questioned by authorities following her arrest, FBI agents discovered 17 more illegal aliens hiding in the back of County Circuit Judge Hannah Dugan's robes.

"Oh, that's — that's weird," Agent Damon Chandler was heard saying as he made the chilling discovery. "That ain't right, your honor. These robes are for justice... not breaking the law."

Judge Dugan, who was charged with two felonies for aiding and abetting an undocumented migrant, has now been charged with a further 17 felonies for hiding Mexicans in her judge robes. In a 17-page complaint filed by District Attorney Al Shelbin, Dugan was accused of obstruction of justice and human trafficking. In addition, a Judicial Ethics Advisory Committee returned an opinion that using judge robes to conceal human beings was not permitted.

DOJ sources said Dugan entered a "not guilty" plea, saying she was merely holding the foreigners for a friend. According to her attorney, Dugan bears no responsibility for the citizenship status of any persons found in her robes. "When's the last time you asked someone hiding in your robes if they were a U.S. citizen?" the attorney asked the court. "That just wouldn't be appropriate. Robe dwellers are people, too."

Dugan then reportedly concluded her time being questioned by specifically asking FBI agents to avoid opening the trunk of her car or looking under the bench in her courtroom.

At publishing time, a warrant had been issued to search Judge Dugan's office, where 30 more illegal aliens were found hiding in the cabinets.


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KEYWORDS: babylonbee; duganisabovethelaw; nooneisabovethelaw; satire

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1 posted on 04/27/2025 5:11:09 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

There are probably more hiding in her folds of belly fat. And even Tom Homan refuses to check out her fanny cheek folds.;-)


2 posted on 04/27/2025 5:13:10 AM PDT by RoosterRedux (A person who seeks the truth with a bias will never find it. He will only confirm his bias.)
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To: V_TWIN

…and a hundred pounds of crack!


3 posted on 04/27/2025 5:15:20 AM PDT by Jan_Sobieski (Sanctification)
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To: RoosterRedux

That’s what remote control robots are for


4 posted on 04/27/2025 5:48:11 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: V_TWIN

LOL! Hannah Banana’s Tee Pee.


5 posted on 04/27/2025 5:52:07 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (If we're going to have Bidenized Open Borders why the hell do we need citizenship? It's a Joke.)
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To: V_TWIN

LOL. Poor robots.;-)


6 posted on 04/27/2025 5:57:06 AM PDT by RoosterRedux (A person who seeks the truth with a bias will never find it. He will only confirm his bias.)
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To: V_TWIN

I saw what appeared to be a booking photo or mugshot that showed her bawling her beady little eyes out. Was that for real or just a Photoshopped joke? In any case, it warmed my very cockles.


7 posted on 04/27/2025 6:24:10 AM PDT by Blurb2350 (posted from my 1500-watt blow dryer)
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To: V_TWIN

Given she was a Director at Catholic “Charities” before becoming a judge, she is responsible for bringing many of her illegal alien friends to America. What a misguided putz and loser.


8 posted on 04/27/2025 6:30:20 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: V_TWIN

On a normality scale of ugliness for Democrat women, Dugan is located somewhere close to the average at the center. If placed on the general population ugliness scale, she is on the far-left fringe, translating to maximum repugnance. Yuck.


9 posted on 04/27/2025 7:39:49 AM PDT by Dan in Wichita
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To: V_TWIN

She should be charged with a violation of 8 USC 1324, be dis-BAR’d, pay a fine, and serve 5 years in fed prison for ‘encouraging’ an illegal alien to stay.


10 posted on 04/27/2025 8:38:23 AM PDT by RideForever (Damn, another dangling par .....)
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To: hal ogen

I imagine she has been paid very well for all of this by someone. Hope they follow the money trail. I think the other judges obstructing Trump’s agenda are all being paid handsomely. It’s so disgusting.


11 posted on 04/27/2025 8:41:38 AM PDT by dandiegirl (BOBBY m)
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To: RoosterRedux

Poor person that has to disinfect it after....or is there a robot for that as well? 😏


12 posted on 04/27/2025 9:01:14 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: V_TWIN

THE BEE ROCKS


13 posted on 04/27/2025 9:16:18 AM PDT by ridesthemiles (not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
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