Family-friendly golf course puts cheating couple on blast over parking lot affair: Not ‘Jerry Springer'

foxnews.com ^ | April 22, 2025 | Jasmine Baehr

[V_TWIN]

Of all the hazards a golf course might face, a parking lot affair by the recycling bin wasn't exactly on the scorecard for Skylinks at Buchanan Fields in California.

For the business, a public 9-hole course in East Bay, the biggest drama of the season hasn’t come from a bunker or a blown putt.

It has come from two parked cars in the far corner of the lot, where an alleged weekly rendezvous has transformed a family-friendly fairway into the site of a full-blown soap opera.

A spicy Instagram post from the course lit up social media last week with this opening line:

"To the late 30’s married wife in the black car who’s having a secret affair and with the guy in the smaller silver car who’ve decided to using (sic) the back right corner of our Skylinks carpark to meet weekly... PLEASE STOP."

"We’re a family golf course — not some Jerry Springer family destruction zone," the post concluded, before warning: "If it happens again, we’ll drop the footage and watch all hell break loose."

[crusty old prospector]

I hope his balls didn’t end up in the rough.

[Red Badger]

He asked for a Mulligan?............😁

[sit-rep]

lol...

[Nextrush]

Years ago I witnessed a couple doing that in a Burger King parking lot that I frequented.

In my heart I’ve done what they were doing that’s for sure.

[FamiliarFace]

Brutal

[V_TWIN]

“a Burger King parking lot...”

She got a whopper?

[FamiliarFace]

I live in Mayberry, too! Different state than you, but it’s still fundamentally Mayberry here. (Yes, we have multiple security cameras, too. It is the 2000’s.)

[cport]

I’m just glad when I was a randy young man that same surveillance culture wasn’t present. Shadow Lake parking lot in WA, Jeep Cherokee, circa 1991....I can hear Babs Striesand’s version of “The Way We Were” in my head as I type.

[BlackbirdSST]

Did they get a hole-in-one?...............

Wouldn't it be more like a one-in-hole?

[Red Badger]

Probably didn’t last long. She was teed off.............

[FamiliarFace]

Y’all are killing it today with the *golf* jokes.

[Red Badger]

Takes two hands.................

[Red Badger]

https://www.golfmonthly.com/features/the-game/18-funniest-golf-innuendos-69606

[shotgun]

Meet me at the golf course and wash balls at the 19th hole.

[Allegra]

You owe me a keyboard. 😂🤣

[mowowie]

Good One!

[FamiliarFace]

No man ever thinks number 9 is true.

[Clutch Martin]

Fishing along the Pasqutank river in North Carolina years and years ago as a youngster. We used to travel through cotton mouth territory to get to our fishing spot and oftentimes this 4 door chevy was parked alongside the dirt road way back, and there was a couple in there going at it. We saw them many times and we got quite an education watching that car on our way to our fishing spot.

[LeftiesBinWhinin]

Lots of mention about blown putts

[ridesthemiles]

YOU WIN TODAY’S POST