Rachel Zegler Finds Out Why Snow White Is So Bad

AlBarry Show ^

[Eleutheria5]

Wondered what happened to Harvey Weinstein? He's undergone some...changes.

[Bernard]

Next up; Rachel Zegler in the remake of “Song Of The South”. Followed by a live-action remake of “Fantasia”.

[Liz]

Walt Disney’s animated “Snow White” (1937) was based on the 19th-century German fairy
tale “Snow White” by the Brothers Grimm, published in their 1812 “Grimms’ Fairy Tales.”

The Brothers Grimm’s version is a folk tale later adapted
into various forms, including Disney’s animated movie.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

OSHA would fine them for not having proper safety equipment...............

MSHA, not OSHA.

[OHPatriot]

Modern audiences didn’t show up because the theaters didn’t accept EBT cards.

[Eleutheria5]

If she’s a minotaur, will the whisps of hair fly away from her boobs and show all? Or would that change the movie rating?

[dangus]

Snow White’s disastrous script doctor just got a HUGE promotion; she’ll be directing the Narnia movies. And she’s learned nothing: Aslan is transexual.

[Red Badger]

Them too!...............

[Eleutheria5]

Can’t he write a script for Da Wind is Done Gone. That, at least, is already a parody.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

No, just MSHA for mining and directly related activities.

[Red Badger]

They were also fined for not paying Snow White’s Social Security and Medicare taxes...........................

[verum ago]

While some view Zegler’s role as a disappointment, others see it as a stepping stone for her career, particularly as a musical performer. One article suggests that Snow White has confirmed Zegler’s potential as an actress and singer.

I won't lie, I think she's actually a decent singer. She may have a career there.

But a career as a Hollywood actress? She's radioactive to both audiences and production companies right now, and given her tendency to open her mouth and have stupid things come out- even when explicitly warned not to- I don't see that changing any time soon. But for me the bottom line is this: at the age of 23 she's now had the lead or largest supporting role in 6 major motion pictures. 5 have lost money. The one exception was the Hunger Games prequel, which was already an established, multi-billion dollar IP, so giving her credit for that success seems a little misleading (and it was by far the least successful of the franchise anyway). Looking up the financials (except for Spellbound, which went to Netflix, but is known not to have been a success), before taking into account the current Snow White trainwreck, Ms. Zegler's film career has resulted in a net loss of approximately $250 million. Snow White could easily more than double that.

I don't know if anyone's dumb enough to hire her at this point; at least I should hope not. Of course, hard to predict what the woke crowd will do some times...

[scrabblehack]

I hope you’re joking.

[dangus]

Well, he’s a lion (not a lionness) played by a woman.

[dangus]

I’ll give an even hotter take:

Disney should be grateful as hell to Zegler.

Suppose you run a restaurant famous for guest chefs. You build a reputation of fun, unique, tasty food. You have one guest chef who decides to serve pickled herring. Would you want your regulars to eat the pickled herring, get sick, throw up and never come back? Or would you want someone to make sure everyone knew you were serving pickled herring so only a few weirdos who actually like pickled herring showed up?

[vivenne]

Thanks for the history : )

[Liz]

y/v/w