I can't stop laughing at the newest Tesla vandal

Not The Bee ^ | March 26, 2025 | Staff

[crusty old prospector]

I bet he was from the Arkansas side of Texarkana. /s

[No name given]

That guy needs to lose some serious weight!

[lee martell]

That name was as good as seeing his photograph.

[WeaslesRippedMyFlesh]

if you haven’t heard of Bobby Rio, you need to get a clue

this poor bastard will never get it

it’s why he channels his life’s energy into groupthink

...and even that is a lie

will federal prison wake him up?

[Disambiguator]

Demarqeyun

He crossed the line.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

“Demarqeyun”

[FlingWingFlyer]

I can see where the boy relies on USAID for food. If the boy misses one food drop, he’d be dead in 10 minutes as his body eats itself.

[Ronaldus Magnus III]

Just give it a few years. Demarqeyun Cox will soon be Ocrazio-Cortex’s running mate.

[philman_36]

He’s so big he’s going to need a jail cell all for himself.

[frank ballenger]

Had to start using a middle initial in school. When someone such as a teacher called out Demarqeyun, three kids turned around and answered.

Like girls in Catholic school named “Mary.” I was told they use last names to each other.

[ransomnote]

[frank ballenger]

Photo of him on cart....

After seeing a rerun of CHIps, he tried racing at 75 mph alongside the cybertruck, leaping from his cart and bending the roof inward like a beer can with his weight before reaching inside to turn the steering wheel to crash it, jumping off before it burst into flames.

[frank ballenger]

And accept thousands of dollars from the Wegovy people.

[frank ballenger]

RE: Just give it a few years. Demarqeyun Cox will soon be Ocrazio-Cortex’s running mate.

AOC pointing out questioners at press conference: “And I’ve just got time for the fat shamer in the blue suit and then the sexist fascist right behind him.”

[frank ballenger]

Gif....

The Big and Tall Outlet ran out of large belts so he went without a seat belt.

[Steve Van Doorn]

Thank you. The link given to "Not the bee" there was no link to this.
"Tweet Troubleshooting"

[The Duke]

While I would hate to have to use a little vehicle to get around, at least his looks to be gas powered and can probably get him to the grocery store and back.

In fact, from the looks of things, I would say it's DEFINITELY gotten him to the grocery store and back more than a few times.

[healy61]

Fat man on a little biiiiike.

[monkeyshine]

Is that a urostomy bag on the front of his scooter? (Like a colonoscopy bag just for urine). I don’t think he can pee standing up. Can he even find his Weiner without a mirror? Can he reach it? Maybe he doesn’t have a weewee and that’s why he’s so angry… and able to slam his frontside into the handlebars without flinching