[DallasBiff]

Just some levity for a saturday, at least it was not a snapping turtle.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Here's another guy who tried to smuggle a 100 pound snapping turtle in his pants. He lost his girlfriend shortly after the pic was taken.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

The heart wants what the heart wants! *SMIRK*

[llevrok]

Some come out of their shell. He came into his shell. cough cough

[Mark]

Snapping turtle? That’s got to hurt!

[LegendHasIt]

Shoulda told them it was his “Emotional Support Turtle” and they would have let him keep it.

[BradyLS]

“Is that a turtle in your pants or you just nervous about being patted down?”

[Billthedrill]

I want to hear the turtle’s side of this before making any judgment...

[struggle]

He thought it was beef on a hard roll

[telescope115]

On a previous flight, the guy was probably roughed up down there by the TSA goons. One heckuva jock strap…

[PTBAA]

Is that a turtle or you excited to get patted down?

[maddog55]

Snapping turtle would be fun!!

[FlingWingFlyer]

Has to be a student loan deadbeat/Hamass terrorist supporter.

[Olog-hai]

Spinal Tap had armadillos; this guy had a turtle. Truth is stranger than fiction

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

Poor turtle.

[xp38]

I accuse him of terrapinism!

[9YearLurker]

Is that a turtle in your pants or...

[Albion Wilde]

caught with a live turtle in his pants

Jeb Bush?

[Hot Tabasco]

Personally, I don’t think what he did was illegal since they are legal to own. Heck, people even bring their small pets on planes even if they’re not support animals.