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Traveler caught concealing live turtle in his pants at Newark Airport
New York Post ^
| 3/11/25
| Alex Oliveira
Posted on 03/22/2025 3:59:28 PM PDT by DallasBiff
What the shell.
A Pennsylvania man missed his flight after being caught with a live turtle in his pants while passing through security at a New Jersey airport, according to the Transportation Security Administration.
The traveler set off alarms when he walked through the body scanner at Newark International Airport Friday, prompting TSA agents to conduct a pat-down
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: mitch; tsa; turtle
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
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posted on
03/22/2025 6:26:20 PM PDT
by
BiteYourSelf
( Earth first, we'll strip mine the other planets later.)
To: DallasBiff
I accuse him of terrapinism!
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posted on
03/22/2025 8:13:54 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: ProtectOurFreedom
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posted on
03/23/2025 5:53:31 AM PDT
by
sauropod
(Make sure Satan has to climb over a lot of Scripture to get to you. John MacArthur Ne supra crepidam)
To: DallasBiff
Is that a turtle in your pants or...
To: DallasBiff
caught with a live turtle in his pants Jeb Bush?
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posted on
03/23/2025 11:42:35 AM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(“Did you ever meet a woke person that’s happy? There’s no such thing.” —Donald J. Trump)
To: DallasBiff
Personally, I don’t think what he did was illegal since they are legal to own. Heck, people even bring their small pets on planes even if they’re not support animals.
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