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Microchips? Crotch area? 'Filmed from behind a curtain'?

I'm flummoxed.

Previously:

Three more Norwegian ski jumpers suspended in cheating scandal

1 posted on 03/13/2025 4:18:34 PM PDT by yesthatjallen
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To: yesthatjallen
I can see how this might give a slight advantage.


2 posted on 03/13/2025 4:21:02 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Whoever said "out of sight, out of mind" never had a snake disappear in their bedroom.)
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To: yesthatjallen

What? Have to use speedos?


3 posted on 03/13/2025 4:21:42 PM PDT by alternatives?
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To: yesthatjallen

“Microchips? Crotch area? ‘Filmed from behind a curtain’? I’m flummoxed.”

Do an image search on Vigeland Park and everything will make sense.


4 posted on 03/13/2025 4:22:49 PM PDT by BobL (The people who hate Trump demand that you hate Russia)
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To: yesthatjallen

They were wearing lefse underwear.


5 posted on 03/13/2025 4:24:29 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
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To: yesthatjallen

The suits were just a diversion. The real advantage comes from their secret bean-based diet.


6 posted on 03/13/2025 4:25:20 PM PDT by noiseman (The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
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To: yesthatjallen

And when I awoke,
I was alone.
This bird had flown.
So I lit a fire.
Isn’t it good
Norwegian wood?


10 posted on 03/13/2025 4:29:38 PM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: yesthatjallen

Although I’ve read the story, not sure what exactly happened.

Crotch stitching, microchips, a voyeur camera and a snitch ?

Does this involve gnomes and profit ?


15 posted on 03/13/2025 4:37:10 PM PDT by OldHarbor
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To: yesthatjallen

They could just shave their legs like bicycle racers do.

/s


17 posted on 03/13/2025 4:56:29 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: yesthatjallen

“tearing apart the seams of the crotch area”

Hope they let them take the suits off, first.


18 posted on 03/13/2025 5:01:56 PM PDT by doorgunner69 (Your oath of enlistment has no expiration date)
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To: yesthatjallen

Aerodynamic Crotches...


20 posted on 03/13/2025 5:04:49 PM PDT by Openurmind
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To: yesthatjallen
"tearing apart the seams of the crotch area on the offending ski suits"

I hope the offenders were not wearing the offendings suits at the time. Ouch.

21 posted on 03/13/2025 5:24:15 PM PDT by Boiler Plate ("Why be difficult, when with just a little more work, you can be impossible" Mom)
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To: All
I may have found the answer.

Microchips for Ski Jumping suits - leveling the playing field and reducing waste

The custom-made suits worn by ski jumpers are among the most scrutinized equipment in winter sports, and for good reason. As well as having a thickness of 4-6mm, and possessing a specific permeability, excess slack (tolerance) can unfairly aid “flight”.

Coaches and athletes continue to ask suit manufacturers to push the boundaries in terms of materials used to maximize distances. And while jumpers from top nations can use multiple outfits in a competition - some getting through 40 or 50 in a season - those from smaller nations may only be able to source a handful for an entire campaign.

In order to promote fairness and reduce waste, the International Ski and Snowboard Federation (FIS) has limited the amount of suits an athlete can wear per season. To achieve this, suits will be marked with Radio Frequency Identification (RFID) chips for identification purposes.

From now on, an athlete can only wear one suit per competition and a maximum of eight per FIS Ski Jumping World Cup season with an extra two for FIS World Championships.

Why would a ski jumper use multiple suits?

Ski Jumping suits comprise a number of sections - nine for men’s suits and 11 for women’s due to their different cut - stitched together. Tiny holes which allow air through expand with use, increasing permeability and reducing performance.

A new suit with holes of original size, only available to teams with bigger budgets, would counter that reduction in performance. A different cut, or even a slightly bigger suit, may also offer increase distances. However, the latter carries the risk of being discovered by race control.

FIS Ski Jumping Men’s Race Director Sandro Pertile says, “Every extra centimeter on a suit counts. If your suit has a 5% bigger surface area, you fly further. Of course, this is a competitive sport and everyone’s on the limit with the rules because everyone wants to win.

SNIP

Read more at the link.

22 posted on 03/13/2025 6:32:45 PM PDT by yesthatjallen
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To: yesthatjallen
So... low crotch pants form a wing to help you fly.



23 posted on 03/13/2025 6:47:39 PM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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To: yesthatjallen

This is racist. It discriminates against all African skiers.


27 posted on 03/13/2025 7:40:36 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (“History doesn't repeat itself but it often rhymes” - Possibly Mark Twain.)
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To: yesthatjallen

This would be cheating...

Top Gear Winter Olympics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utFbjheDC-Y


28 posted on 03/14/2025 3:13:53 AM PDT by minnesota_bound (Need more money to buy everything now)
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