Zelensky Tries Bold New Strategy Of Insulting The People He's Begging For Money From

The Bee ^ | February 28, 2025 | Staff

[Navy Patriot]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unusual tactic rarely seen in high-level negotiations, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky decided to try insulting the people he was begging for money from.

Zelensky further decided that the best place to insult that person would be their work office, surrounded by dozens of colleagues, with several cameras recording the insult.

"It is unorthodox, but I firmly believe going into a person's country, visiting them in their home, and then insulting them on national television is the best way to earn their trust and support," he explained. "First, I will explain that they do not know what they are doing when they negotiate. Then, I will tell them that their country is only saved from destruction because of the ocean. Finally, I will roll my eyes when they mention that I came to campaign events for the opposition party. That should do the trick."

According to witnesses, Zelensky executed his plan to perfection. "Wow, he really did it," said White House aid Larry Sanders. "What a bold plan, telling the people you're depending on for survival that they are foolish and weak. Let's see how it plays out for him."

At publishing time, sources reported that the strategy had not, in fact, worked out for him.

[Fledermaus]

Don’t you usually pay extra for that?

[RoosterRedux]

Vy interesting. Thx for that.

[Harpotoo]

Is ge trying to channel CA gov newscum?

[TexasFreeper2009]

like a street beggar demanding you give them money or else you will feel bad about it later.

FU Zelensky. (and I WAS on his side)

[Navy Patriot]

I am always on Constitutional, Traditional, Law Abiding, Justice For All, America's Side.

I don't ever recall seeing Zelensky here.

[gattaca]

Ditto.

[JonPreston]

Zelenski just shot himself right in the crotch in front of the entire world.

[Lurker]

Are you trying to make some kind of point?

Because if you are you failed miserably.

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[JonPreston]

The point is on top of your head for suggesting Zelensky is a Young Churchill.

[packrat35]

[Lurker]

“ The point is on top of your head for suggesting Zelensky is a Young Churchill.”

I never did any such thing. Go find the post where I said that.

I’m calling you a liar right to your face.

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[JonPreston]

Is it painful having your three-year effort to canonize Zelensky fall apart in living color?

[Lurker]

“Is it painful having your three-year effort to canonize Zelensky fall apart in living color.”

I have done no such thing and you know it.

Liar.

L

[simpson96]

bookmark

[Fledermaus]

Why lie?

[JonPreston]

[Lurker]

He’s a sociopath and can’t help himself.

L

[Lurker]

And the moderators let him get away with it.

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[JonPreston]

And the moderators let him get away with it.

Are all Ukrainians as dopey as you?

[Fledermaus]

And a few more. Always negative. Even in a post on kittens! LOL