Posted on 02/20/2025 6:49:45 AM PST by BenLurkin
An Alabama man’s lifeless body was discovered under his car surrounded by a pack of hogs that escaped from their enclosure, according to police.
Steven Kyle Satterfield, 51, was found dead with multiple injuries sustained from pigs he owned at his Piedmont home Monday afternoon, according to the Piedmont Police Department, the Calhoun Journal reported.
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Police believe Satterfield took shelter under his vehicle after the hogs broke free.
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Exactly what I was thinking.
We should have a massive round up of feral hogs and ship them to to enormous stockyards in Mexico. They are in charge of insuring the hogs are well, and their meat is safe, and the price of pork in Mexico drops through the floor.
Win-win. We get rid of our surfeit, for the price of transport to the border, and they get cheap meat.
When seeking shelter from maurading pigs, the proper method is to get INTO the car, not under it.
Orangutangs are skeptical of changes in their cages.
Under the vehicle?
Why not inside, or on top?
Actually, they probably ambushed him and he could only crawl.
A port-o-potty of Democrats
Friends of ours had hogs and whenever the husband went out to work with the pigs, the wife sat in the kitchen with a 12 gauge. The husband is 6’4” and about 250 but if they get you on the ground, good night Irene. Nasty animal.
Cackle of Hyenas really fits a la Kamala
Who owned who?
Condolences to the family.
Always carry. Nothing at all wrong with a .357.
Could be the car was locked and he didn’t have the key with him. Of course, trying to squeeze through the partly opened door into the car with a 250 pound hog pulling on your leg to get you out could be a challenge.
I like that one, and an Unkindness of Ravens.
Cackle of Kamalas :p
Chimps too they eat their own
Napoleon in Animal Farm was enough for me.
There is a school of gothic southern literature mostly from the ‘30s and ‘40s sometimes referred to as “The day the hogs ate Willy”.
The Unkindness of Ravens
2016 film by Lawrie Brewster
The Unkindness of Ravens is a 2016 British horror film directed by Lawrie Brewster and starring Jamie Scott Gordon as a veteran that comes face to face with demonic ravens.
Looks like a must-see winner!
They will kill you given half a chance.....................
They will kill you given a tenth of a chance.
My AR15s are 5.56 caliber. That’s a pretty anemic cartridge for feral hogs. I’ve got feral hogs on some land I currently own. I’ll go out with a 12 gauge semiauto extended mag loaded alternately with slugs and 00 buck. I’ll also go out with an AR10 (308).
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