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Archaeologists Discover Sodom And Gomorrah Was Funded By USAID
The Bee ^ | February 6, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 02/06/2025 10:06:23 AM PST by Navy Patriot

JORDAN — Newly translated clay tablets unearthed near the Dead Sea indicate that Sodom and Gomorrah was originally funded by USAID.

The records, which were unearthed and translated by a crack team of archaeologists from the University of Chicago, seem to indicate that the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah were funded by American tax shekels until God poured fire and brimstone down on their heads, ending the agency's assistance to the cities.

"It was pretty standard USAID stuff," says Jackson Haviland, the lead archeologist on the dig. "A few million shekels for gay orgies, an allotment for raping visitors, several thousand for teaching young Gomorrahan kids that they were born in the wrong body — of course, these numbers should be much higher now, given inflation over the years. Seems like things were really thriving until a freak asteroid storm broke up the party."

Other expenses listed on the ancient tablets include 400,000 shekels spent on wild raves to assorted fertility goddesses and 75,000 shekels on some mysterious expenditure for which translators have not yet found a properly equivalent word in English.

"It was probably gross," Haviland confirmed. "That one was right after the listing for what we've translated as 'Gay-themed Saltshaker Night.'"

At publishing time, archeologists had also discovered that Sodom and Gomorrah had used significant portions of their grants to fund abortions of unwanted children.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education; History
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; rotfl
Now we know what happened to Sodom and Gomorrah!
1 posted on 02/06/2025 10:06:23 AM PST by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

Believable, seriously I mean it.


2 posted on 02/06/2025 10:06:57 AM PST by Skwor
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To: Navy Patriot

The headline made me laugh.


3 posted on 02/06/2025 10:07:04 AM PST by gitmo (If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: Navy Patriot

There may be something to that. ;-)


4 posted on 02/06/2025 10:09:24 AM PST by KittyKares
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To: Navy Patriot

Indeed. It’s right up their alley...or up somewhere else, depending on the definition of “alley”.


5 posted on 02/06/2025 10:11:58 AM PST by Da Coyote
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To: Navy Patriot

This is one of the funniest headlines they’ve had in a while


6 posted on 02/06/2025 10:12:57 AM PST by MNDude
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To: gitmo
Here's a thousands year old photo of the angels that visited Lot:


7 posted on 02/06/2025 10:23:59 AM PST by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Navy Patriot

I knew this was The Bee!

I still don’t know what Gomorrahry was...


8 posted on 02/06/2025 10:25:57 AM PST by Dr. Franklin ("A republic, if you can keep it." )
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To: Navy Patriot

The Bee is on a roll lately :)

They are hit or miss but the last few weeks they are HITTING AND SINKING dems!!

It’s fun :)


9 posted on 02/06/2025 10:30:44 AM PST by dp0622 (Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
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To: Navy Patriot
Now we know about what happened at Mars, too!

Obama head on Mars

10 posted on 02/06/2025 10:34:15 AM PST by Karl Spooner (My 30th year of usiing colloidal silver - when needed)
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To: Navy Patriot

Well, if it was the archaeological discovery, I would say it’s the best thing USAID funded.


11 posted on 02/06/2025 10:43:25 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Navy Patriot

I wonder if is any truth to the rumors about the Gonorrhea rates, or their shocking treatments for said condition.


12 posted on 02/06/2025 12:57:42 PM PST by Fraxinus (My opinion, worth what you paid.)
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