Posted on 02/06/2025 7:02:09 AM PST by grundle
In other words he still had his pen!s.
Well, tell ya what, Buddy, I'll be happy to go looking for your (non-existent) uterus THROUGH YOUR PEN!S.
Nurse, hand me that SPECULUM, we'll open this thing right up....
The only offense is some dude with restocked claiming to be female. The doc had it right
Legitimately the Dr. may not know what problems or complications may occur with this highly physically and chemically altered person.
‘Hello doctor, looks like I need an abortion,’ she says.
‘An abortion?’ the doctor replies.
‘Yeah I’ve got one growing inside me. Now, are you going to scramble its brains or just vacuum it out?’
The doctor sighs and says: ‘Mr. Garrison,’ to which she replies: ‘Mrs Garrison!’
The doctor perseveres.
‘Mrs. Garrison, you can’t have an abortion.’
‘Don’t you tell me what I can and can’t do with my body! A woman has a right to choose!’ she says, leaping out of the doctor’s chair and stirrups.
‘No I mean you’re physically unable to have an abortion because you can’t get pregnant,’ the doctor explains.
‘But I missed my period,’ says a confused Garrison.
‘You can’t have periods either. You had a sex change Mr. Garrison, but you don’t have ovaries or a womb. You don’t produce eggs.’
A downtrodden Garrison replies: ‘You mean, I’ll never know what it feels like to have a baby growing inside me and scramble its brains and vacuum it out?’
The doctor confirms: ‘That’s right.’
‘But I paid $5,000 to be a woman. This would mean I’m not really a woman. I’m just a guy with a mutilated penis,’ says Garrison.
The doctor agrees: ‘Basically, yes’ to which Garrison replies: ‘Oh boy, do I feel like a jacka**.’
~~~ South Park from 2005
It was a South Park episode years ago.
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See post 44
“Gynaecologists are only qualified to treat women … We are living in a world of lunatics,” she said.
It’s a Monty Python world.
LOL! That’s funny right there!
Exactly what I was thinking of with my #14. Thanks.
Here’s the joke: LGBTQ ETC are bullies. And the Ts are always saying, I’m so hot, I’m so hot. And the rest are agreeing, She so hot, she so hot. Dave Chappell says it best. LOL
There you go.
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