Miss California MAGA model slams sobbing Selena Gomez and asks why she doesn't house illegal migrants in her mansion

Daily Mail ^ | 1-27-25 | Melissa Koenig

[Strict9]

'Hey Selena Gomez, How about you call all of "your people" you're crying about being deported and invite them to stay at your mansion behind your big walls and gates until they leave?' Boller wrote. Gomez had purchased the home of late rock star Tom Petty for $4.9million in 2020, according to Home Beautiful.

The more than 11,000-square-foot Encino, California property - which was custom-built by Petty and his wife Jane Benyo in 1989

[Dan in Wichita]

California was once known as the Golden State. Your story is yet another illustration of why it is no longer called that. Really sad for all Americans, not just former Californians.

[Fireone]

OMG yes! You can hear them walking across the floor at night! They’re like the buffaloes of the bug world.

[sit-rep]

Bartender!! Gimme an extra large glass of pineapple juice please!!

[sit-rep]

But... Her t*ts look like they could be fake.

[FamiliarFace]

I think even bazookas won’t kill Florida roaches. The more you throw at them, the stronger they become.

[Vaduz]

Her acting class didn’t tell her you have to make tears to make it look real.

See that a lot on with pity party news pimps.

[John Milner]

“Also, insurance is terrible here but no sales tax”

No, we have sales tax. Statewide it’s at least 6%. Most counties add on another percent or so.

It’s state income tax we don’t have.

https://www.salestaxhandbook.com/florida/rates

[FroggyTheGremlim]

Gee, I wonder where his Mother-in-law lives.

[Strict9]

yes! my bad

[Tommy Revolts]

Isn’t she like half Italian?

[1Old Pro]

Agreed, Selena should put her money where her mouth is for “her people”.

[Lizavetta]

The joke is don't drop a brick on them because then they'll be armed.

I love Florida. Green all over, warm (most of the time), humid, thunderstorms, cicadas, lots of bars. :)

[Surrounded_too]

Selena - past sell by date.

[Surrounded_too]

Selena - Early bloomers, early wilters.

[Fireone]

Lol!

[Iron Munro]

I'd Like To Buy A Vowel, Alex

[mewzilla]

Sorry, I couldn’t help myself...

https://x.com/queenofmemes80/status/1884044158186492376

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Iron Munro]

I think even bazookas won’t kill Florida roaches. The more you throw at them, the stronger they become.

Yankees Stay Home!

What Awaits You In Florida:

• At least 7 different species of cockroaches

• Flying cockroaches as big as baby mice.

• 80 different species of mosquitoes that will swarm all over you.

• Big lizards that fall on you out of trees.

• 40 different species of snakes

• 6 different kinds of poisonous snakes.

• Burmese pythons big enough to eat a great Dane or a surly teenager.

• Alligators and crocodiles that will climb out of the swamp to chase down pet dogs and small children

• 3 different kinds of wood eating termites that can eat a wood house in a couple of months.

• Colonies of Red Fire Ants that will swarm all over you and bite worse than a hive of stinging bees

• Rabid democrats that flee the northeast then try to steal elections and make Florida like the liberal stink-holes the ran away from

• Summer temperatures that feel like 120⁰ with humidity so thick it's like breathing underwater

[FamiliarFace]

Just to make it perfectly clear, I’m no Yankee.

I’m a native Floridian, and proud of it. (See my tagline). Love and job opportunities brought me to the Midwest. If I move back to Florida, it will a coming home thing. I know what I’m getting myself into.

However, in fairness to others who may be Yankees, your post can serve as a warning to them.

[FamiliarFace]

Welcome to FR! It’s good to see another Petty fan hanging out around here.