Florida Attorney Arrested After Allegedly Going Ballistic in Prime Rib Buffet Line

New Miami Times ^ | 1/22/25 | Naomi Feinstein

[DallasBiff]

A fight broke out at a wedding at Boca Lago Country Club after two young girls cut Mark Roher in line for the buffet.

Do not get between a man and his meat.

When two girls cut Mark Roher in line for the carving station at a wedding at Boca Lago Country Club on Saturday, January 18, the South Florida attorney flew into a rage

.The 52-year-old confronted the man that allowed his daughter and another young girl to join him in line and chaos ensued, according to a Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office police report.

"The slimmer man ignored the man yelling at him and did not respond, " the police report reads. "Without provocation, the large, bald man struck the slimmer man on the head with a dinner plate. From thereon, a melee began between a large number of the wedding guests."

[DallasBiff]

JMO, but an "attorney" like Merrick Garland or Jack Smith would do the same thing in rage.

[kiryandil]

Mark don't miss lot of meals...

[V_TWIN]

“The slimmer man ignored the man yelling at him and did not respond, “ the police report reads. “Without provocation, the large, bald man struck the slimmer man on the head with a dinner plate. From thereon, a melee began between a large number of the wedding guests.”

FOOD FIGHT!

[Tijeras_Slim]

Don't get between this guy and the prime rib.

[V_TWIN]

“Do not get between a man and his meat”

That....is a horrible phrasing of words 😏

[V_TWIN]

I think Michael Meyers based a character off this guy in the Austin Powers movie.

[PGR88]

This reads like the children’s rhyme: “Fatty and Skinny went to be fed. Fatty got angry and skinny was dead.”

[jacknhoo]

Guess he’ll appear in court pro se.

[Red Badger]

They were doing him a favor...............

[dznutz]

So instead of getting a prime rib dinner he ended up with a bologna sandwich, in jail.

[cgbg]

Saul would have convinced the girls to become vegans and get out of line.

:-)

[FlingWingFlyer]

“Don’t mess wit da prime rib!.”

[V_TWIN]

[jacknhoo]

“Get in my belly!”

[BenLurkin]

https://www.lerctr.org/~transit/healy/brilliant.wav

[fireman15]

I hate it when people cut in line, but I can see why the other guests might have been worried that this guy might take more than his share.

[Sirius Lee]

Doesn’t look like someone with a great deal of self discipline.

[larrytown]

This happened at a wedding....

Why does this not surprise me at all?

[PGR88]

A good friend experienced a brawl at his wedding reception

HIs wife’s “country cousins” were invited, they stole/opened some champaign meant for toasts later in the evening, acted like fools, and got called-out by some other men at the reception

A fight ensued for which several cop cars showed up.

My friend tells it as funny story, but it can’t be discussed in front of his wife - 30 years later, she’s still embarrassed and mortified.

[V_TWIN]

Yeah but it was at a wedding....is a little decorum too much to ask these days?

I mean this guy is a professional litigator.....sheesh SMH