“The slimmer man ignored the man yelling at him and did not respond, “ the police report reads. “Without provocation, the large, bald man struck the slimmer man on the head with a dinner plate. From thereon, a melee began between a large number of the wedding guests.”
FOOD FIGHT!
“Do not get between a man and his meat”
That....is a horrible phrasing of words 😏
A good friend experienced a brawl at his wedding reception
HIs wife’s “country cousins” were invited, they stole/opened some champaign meant for toasts later in the evening, acted like fools, and got called-out by some other men at the reception
A fight ensued for which several cop cars showed up.
My friend tells it as funny story, but it can’t be discussed in front of his wife - 30 years later, she’s still embarrassed and mortified.