[dfwgator]

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!

[9YearLurker]

That’s not just kangaroo poop?

[Billthedrill]

They are not of this Earth. These are alien balls from Uranus.

[MeanWestTexan]

It’s just the Biden family cleaning out the family yacht.

[mad_as_he$$]

“But Sydney Water has reported that its water treatment plants are operating normally and that there were no known issues with waste systems in the city.”

Because Clive and Gord already flushed the fatburgs out to the ocean.

[frank ballenger]

Did some terrorists have the balls to do this?

[fidelis]

Hmmm...little balls of fecal material?

Reminds me of that little poem you used to see all the time on the walls of public restrooms...

[BigEdLB]

Someone ought to report Adam DeSchitz to Greenpeace

[T.B. Yoits]

[ProtectOurFreedom]

RINOs are washing up on Sydney beaches looking for their lost balls?

[NorthMountain]

Everything in Australia wants to kill you ... even mystery poop balls on the beach.

[Hodar]

Those who write on bathroom walls;
Roll their poo in little balls.
Those who read these words of wit;
Eat those little balls of sh*t.

- Anonymous

[shotgun]

Some treatment plan somewhere is missing these. They are called porous filter balls and are used in water and wastewater treatment. Since they had fecal matter, start looking at the sewage treatment plants

[Cold_Red_Steel]

Sounds like a load of crap!

[chickenlips]

For us in the south it’s known as a “turd”.

[fr_freak]

Mystery balls on Sydney beaches found to contain faecal bacteria

Yeah, well, what doesn't these days.

[PLMerite]

“Mystery balls on Sydney beaches found to contain faecal bacteria”

Sea Turdles!

[crusty old prospector]

As long as it is faecal and not fecal, I think they are good.

[Yardstick]

Worst. Mystery Balls. Ever.