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Clump Of Cells Dies At 67
The Babylon Bee ^
| Jan 21, 2025
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 01/22/2025 10:05:32 AM PST by fwdude
NEW YORK — A clump of cells became no longer viable earlier this week at the age of 67.
The clump, which had been birthed by Democrat uterus-owner and former Texas governor Ann Richards, was in its 205th trimester. It presided over nearly 333,000 terminations of unwanted clumps of cells like itself during a 12-year stint as president of a philanthropic organization 3% dedicated to ripping apart clumps of cells and selling the remains.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: annrichards; babylonbee; cecilerichards; latetermabortion; plannedparenthood; richards; texas
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Isn't this what they always call humans?
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posted on
01/22/2025 10:05:32 AM PST
by
fwdude
To: fwdude
Leave it to The Bee. Satire at its finest.
To: fwdude
This is one of the more superbly written articles by The Bee. So effective.
To: fwdude
Boof! That’ll leave a mark.
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posted on
01/22/2025 10:15:47 AM PST
by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
To: fwdude
The Bee Pulls No Punches.
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posted on
01/22/2025 10:18:30 AM PST
by
left that other site
(Ask Not What The Left is Doing. Ask What They Are Accusing YOU of Doing.)
To: fwdude
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posted on
01/22/2025 10:27:04 AM PST
by
Delta 21
(If anyone is treasonous, it is those who call me such.)
To: fwdude
The blonde haired blue eyed face of infanticide in the USA lived it up while she was here on this earth to exterminate babies. I guarantee she doesn’t believe in abortion any longer
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posted on
01/22/2025 10:30:00 AM PST
by
Jan_Sobieski
(Sanctification)
To: fwdude
Like Rush, calling out absurdity by being absurd. Piercingly calling out evil at the same time.
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posted on
01/22/2025 10:32:34 AM PST
by
alstewartfan
(Child slavery, rape and drug OD's mean nothing to Roberts and Barrett. )
To: fwdude
And the BB thought they wouldn’t have any material during the perfect term of President Trump.
This one is brutal.
But good!!!
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posted on
01/22/2025 10:40:04 AM PST
by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus)
To: Jan_Sobieski
I’ll betcha she’s not enjoying her stay in hell.
I’ve always wondered what level of remorse these people actually feel at that point or is their hatred for God so strong that they don’t have regrets for all the missed opportunities to turn things around.
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posted on
01/22/2025 10:43:00 AM PST
by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus)
To: fwdude
On the upside, she’s in a much, much warmer place now...
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posted on
01/22/2025 11:00:02 AM PST
by
DemiurgeIV
(Define your terms!)
To: DemiurgeIV
...unfortunately for her, she’s in one of those “special” chambers there with some terrifying room mates.
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posted on
01/22/2025 11:13:26 AM PST
by
JJBookman
(Democrats = Party of killing off the next generation)
To: woweeitsme
Best Bee Ever
Never even mentions her name.
I pray she had a fully deep change of heart by the end.....that’s what the cancer was for....mystery.
To: fwdude
Brilliant! Well done, BB!
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posted on
01/22/2025 11:43:56 AM PST
by
telescope115
(I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
To: metmom
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posted on
01/22/2025 12:11:53 PM PST
by
Jan_Sobieski
(Sanctification)
To: If You Want It Fixed - Fix It
Well I found out she was Anne Richards progeny. Didn’t know that but makes sense I suppose. I wouldn’t say she taught her well but taught her nevertheless.
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posted on
01/22/2025 3:29:07 PM PST
by
xp38
To: fwdude
[Clump Of Cells Dies At 67]
Bro you don’t know HOW MUCH I resisted using those first 3 words in a similar fashion when I first read the report
I really, really fought to not do it...
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posted on
01/23/2025 2:26:00 AM PST
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: fwdude; Morgana
[333,000 terminations]
I had read the actual number was closer to 4 million (almost)
For PP 2006-2018 - the Democrat Cecile Richards reign at the Death Camps, I mean “Planned Parenthood”
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posted on
01/23/2025 2:27:42 AM PST
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: fwdude
Wow. This is so well written!
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posted on
01/23/2025 2:34:40 AM PST
by
MayflowerMadam
(It's hard not to celebrate the fall of bad people. - Bongino)
To: ViLaLuz; metmom; BookmanTheJanitor
Hat tip to BookmantheJanitor
[Former Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards at DNC: "Abortion Makes Women 'Unstoppable'" - 21 August 2024]
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posted on
01/23/2025 2:41:53 AM PST
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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