Ellen DeGeneres Returns To The United States Two Months After Reportedly “Leaving For Good” Because Donald Trump Was Elected President (Guess the grass wasn't any green over there)

WhiskeyRiff.com ^ | 1/16/2025 | Aaron Ryan

[mjp]

It seems like Ellen DeGeneres left the U.S. with a dramatic "goodbye forever" and returned with a casual "just kidding!" Well, I guess she just couldn't resist the allure of American Wi-Fi speeds and pumpkin spice lattes.

Maybe she realized that leaving because of Trump was like storming out of a party because of bad music—only to end up listening to the same playlist from the parking lot.

Or perhaps Ellen’s absence was just a two-month-long game of hide and seek with her fans. Spoiler alert: she hid about as well as a giraffe in a phone booth

[AZJeep]

Looks like she is in early stages of transitioning.

[TalBlack]

The Brits longing for “nineteen for me, one for you” would leave her with too few.

Yeah her accountant had a word or two with her no doubt.

[Dr. Zzyzx]

As someone said elsewhere, it frosts me that all these protestors get to benefit from the upcoming policies that are going to make all our lives better. They should somehow be excluded from the things they protest.

[If You Want It Fixed - Fix It]

She forgot her hairbrush.

Oh where is my hsirbrush, oh....

[stanne]

“ planning on going to California for protection.”

Hmm…

[aquila48]

Bookmark

[PerConPat]

She is stupidly unfunny...

Only to people who possess above average intelligence...Most TV programming and its advertising are targeted at those who are sufficiently thick to find DeGeneres, Winfrey etc. entertaining.

[Honorary Serb]

We Americans don’t need Ellen Degenerate and her deluded “wife”!

[Charles Martel]

Sounds like a seller in the Cotswolds managed to unload “The Old Haney Place” on those rubes.

[17th Miss Regt]

Well, they’re roaches. What do you expect?

[bray]

What if you leaved and nobody cared.

[Aria]

Santa Barbara v the charming but rainy Cotswolds.....no brainer!!!

[Vaduz]

Her fame in the UK is nil and the brits aren’t that keen on fags in the country sides.

[Terry L Smith]

whatsamadduhU?
i guess foreign carpets not a good enough pattern?

[pricilla]

So she left S Cal to go to S.E.UK...and got pissed off with the continual pouring rain,winds and floods.....so comes back to raging inferno wild fires....lol......some girls just can’t get a break....maybe she can help the firefighters with her liberal tears.....sorry,trying to give a f$ck but unable to find one.

[Billthedrill]

Wow. And I thought the Gates comment was a joke.

Ah, Ellen, how can we miss you if you won't go away? There's a condition, though: you gotta march through the smoking ruins of LA with a "Trump Was Right" sandwich sign on for the next month.

[gundog]

She’s got the Bill Gates moobs.

[9YearLurker]

But sad when you’re too ugly to be the real Bill Gates...

[bboise]

Degenerate picked a sorry place to immigrate to