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The LAFD is Run by Three Lesbians Named ‘Kirsten’
Front Page Magazine ^ | January 10, 2025 | Daniel Greenfield

Posted on 01/09/2025 3:07:29 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum

The most important thing to know about Los Angeles Fire Chief Kristin Crowley is that she is the first LGBTQ fire chief in the history of the Los Angeles Fire Department.

It’s also the only thing worth knowing about the woman in charge while Los Angeles burned.

Crowley’s status as the first LGBTQ fire chief appears at the top of her bio on the LAFD site. It’s what got her on the Kelly Clarkson show under the headline, “Meet LAFD’s First Female & LGBTQ+ Fire Chief” and made her one of the marshals of the Los Angeles Pride Parade (some of whose attendees no longer have homes after the wave of fires.)

But DEI wasn’t done with the LAFD just yet. Not until two other lesbian ‘Kirstens’ were also running the LAFD.

Kristina Kepner, the first lesbian Assistant Chief and a graduate of the Harvard Kennedy School for Managing Diverse Organizations, was accused of a domestic violence incident involving her girlfriend. Kristine Larson, who has a degree in Sociology, headed ‘Equity on Fire’, an organization complaining that the LAFD was sexist and racist, was then rewarded with the title of the LAFD’s first lesbian Equity Bureau Chief with a $399,000 salary.

Diversity mandates had led to three lesbians named some version of ‘Kirsten’ running the LAFD.

Meanwhile, Jamie Brown became the LAFD’s first lesbian Training Commander. Her accomplishment was being the only one of the four lesbians running the LAFD who wasn’t named ‘Kirsten’.

Many glass ceilings were being broken, but there was no one who actually knew how to fight fires. Unless it was by asking the fire about its preferred pronouns.

Crowley, Kepner, and Brown were all paramedics, not firefighters. Diversity mandates led to paramedics being referred to as ‘firefighters’ and being promoted to fire captains and battalion chiefs and then to...

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: diversityisstrength; whoneedscompetence
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

That sounds like a dramedy movie on Netflix, or maybe a law firm: Torts 4 Tarts.


21 posted on 01/09/2025 3:34:47 PM PST by lee martell
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To: EvilCapitalist

[Didn’t a lesbian sink a New Zealand Navy ship last year?]

Well, she/he/it/whatever was in command - though I think it was junior officers that let the GPS steer the ship into the reef


22 posted on 01/09/2025 3:34:50 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: maddog55

[The entire LGBTWRSTUVWXYZ freak show needs to be institutionalized.]

At one time, a disorder listen in DSM III (if memory serves).

Then, political correctness and a godless agenda changed that.


23 posted on 01/09/2025 3:36:47 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: TexasGator

“…demonstrating that fires are increasingly a threat to homeland security.”

It doesn’t seem to have been a threat that anyone at the top took very seriously.


24 posted on 01/09/2025 3:37:43 PM PST by TalBlack (Time to use the Law and the Power. Good luck Mr. President.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Yes, they are. All are derived from the Latin “Christina” - meaning “Christian”. Kirsten is the Scandinavian version.


25 posted on 01/09/2025 3:38:06 PM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ecce Crucem Domini, fugite partes adversae. Vicit Leo de Tribu Iuda, Radix David, Alleluia!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

These Bull Dykes were never Fire Fighters .
These Bulls drove a ambulance and were out in Charge in LA .
The land of the Santa Ana Fire Storms .
Just Insane .


26 posted on 01/09/2025 3:41:45 PM PST by ncalburt ( Gop DC Globalists are the evil )
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Before dyslexia we called it spelling things wrong.


27 posted on 01/09/2025 3:43:23 PM PST by enumerated (81 million votes my ass)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

[It’s what got her on the Kelly Clarkson show under the headline, “Meet LAFD’s First Female & LGBTQ+ Fire Chief”]

No wonder the Kelly Clarkson show comes on about 4 a.m. (based upon me running across it changing channels on the TV in an hotel room many, many months ago)


28 posted on 01/09/2025 3:44:42 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: enumerated

Or, as I’m wont to say, “Welling spings thong”


29 posted on 01/09/2025 3:45:47 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (Marxism is a politics for the ugly, unwanted, uneducated, unhealthy, and insane.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

The Fire’s pronouns are “Hot/Destructive”

The LGBTQ fire chief’s pronouns are “DEI/Incompetent”


30 posted on 01/09/2025 3:45:51 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Is “Kirsten” a left wing code meaning “Karen”?


31 posted on 01/09/2025 3:47:01 PM PST by Bullish (Socialism is a weed that blooms into communism, the tyranny that strangles liberty.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
The Three Kirstens.


32 posted on 01/09/2025 3:50:25 PM PST by Drew68
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Note the use of quotation marks, a grammatical convention used when the validity of a word is in doubt.


33 posted on 01/09/2025 3:51:32 PM PST by bigbob (Yes. We ARE going back!)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

“We clearly need more lesbians in charge”

I believe there are nine of ‘em in running the show.


34 posted on 01/09/2025 3:53:31 PM PST by MayflowerMadam (It's hard not to celebrate the fall of bad people. - Bongino)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
Amazingly, I have had to deal with a number of fire chiefs who were lesbian DEI hires.

Seem city governments in the past have felt that fire chief was an ideal place to put their female LGBQT+ glass ceiling breakers for some strange reason.

You have not lived until you have experienced an angry, in your face butch lesbian boss lady fire chief.

It's amazing how much damage a fire official with code enforcement powers and a penchant for abuse of power can cause.

Based on my experience, LA will be lucky if the entire city does not burn to the ground.

35 posted on 01/09/2025 3:54:20 PM PST by rdcbn1 (TV )
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

something fishy about this situation...


36 posted on 01/09/2025 3:55:56 PM PST by heavy metal (smiling improves your face value and makes people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
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To: Drew68

Dude!


37 posted on 01/09/2025 3:56:11 PM PST by Toddsterpatriot (TANSTAAFL)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
Hard data on the three with hotlinks:
Kristin Crowley -- total pay and benefits -- $ 654,951.01 Fire Chief

Kristina Kepner -- total pay and benefits -- $ 520,927.88 Fire Assistant Chief

Kristine Larson -- total pay and benefits -- $ 490,333.28 Fire Battalion Chief

This is what California DEMOCRATS has brought.

It is only the tip of a fiscal iceberg, soon to sink the ship of state.

38 posted on 01/09/2025 3:57:47 PM PST by Worldtraveler once upon a time (Degrow government)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Women are totally useless as firemen anyway. Probably only lesbian women would be interested in that sort of work.


39 posted on 01/09/2025 4:01:45 PM PST by xxqqzz
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

The woke have descended to the illogic of superstition. A lesbian has an inherent abililty to run things or anything merely by being a lesbian. Merit based ability is a holdover from white supremacy. Same for skin color. Previously, abililty was the deciding factor, but now new truth reveals new vistas of being that transcend the sordid habits of the hated white heterosecxual.


40 posted on 01/09/2025 4:12:08 PM PST by odawg
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