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Reminder: American Women Have Until January 20th To Find A Man To Get Them Pregnant Or One Will Be Selected For Them
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| 1-6-2025
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Posted on 01/07/2025 12:59:30 PM PST by servo1969
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posted on
01/07/2025 12:59:30 PM PST
by
servo1969
To: servo1969
There’s gonna be a national run on beer-goggles
I hope manufacturers are ready.
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posted on
01/07/2025 1:02:33 PM PST
by
PGR88
To: servo1969
And all the old people will be forced to eat dog and cat food. They must purchase their own can openers through the Republican National Committee.
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posted on
01/07/2025 1:04:45 PM PST
by
laplata
(They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possiWe neve hear of gambling paying off $billioble.)
To: servo1969
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posted on
01/07/2025 1:05:21 PM PST
by
HIDEK6
(God bless Donald Trump)
To: PGR88
“ There’s gonna be a national run on beer-goggles”
That’s great! LMAO!
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posted on
01/07/2025 1:09:58 PM PST
by
MCF
(If my home can't be my Castle, then it will be my Alamo)
To: servo1969
Lol! I think a small segment of the population, both men and women, would be fine having some government panel chose a spouse for them. Yentas used to do that for a fee, early 20th Century.
To: servo1969
Another odd one from the Bee. A few of theirs are off the mark.
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posted on
01/07/2025 1:11:40 PM PST
by
DesertRhino
(2016 Star Wars, 2020 The Empire Strikes Back, 2024... RETURN OF THE JEDI..)
To: servo1969; Lazamataz
(or one will be selected for them)
Well, Laz.....
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posted on
01/07/2025 1:15:34 PM PST
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: servo1969
Watch the left fact check this.
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posted on
01/07/2025 1:28:53 PM PST
by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus)
To: servo1969
Gay? Say Hey! I’m 75, No Way!
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posted on
01/07/2025 1:46:00 PM PST
by
Hebrews 11:6
(“The King of Kings salvation brings—let loving hearts enthrone Him.”)
To: servo1969
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posted on
01/07/2025 1:49:26 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: servo1969
Funny, and very creative.
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posted on
01/07/2025 1:50:57 PM PST
by
SharpRightTurn
(“Giving money & power to government is like giving whiskey & car keys to teenage boys” P.J. O’Rourke)
To: servo1969; Chode; sport; Steely Tom; No name given
My "Aunt" uniform arrived the other day. I'm ready.
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posted on
01/07/2025 2:18:18 PM PST
by
Morgana
( “Abortion is the ultimate exploitation of women.” — Alice Paul )
To: servo1969
Men who either refuse to have children or are advanced in age (65 or older) will be called "totally gay." Does that mean I'll get to wear one of those snazzy Handmaid uniforms? I'm told the extra large ones are out of stock...
To: servo1969
There are people (a few), whom probably believe this !
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posted on
01/07/2025 2:25:31 PM PST
by
HereInTheHeartland
(Have you seen Joe Biden's picture on a milk carton?)
To: servo1969
As long as the women are good looking, I’m ready to do my duty for my country.
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posted on
01/07/2025 2:31:03 PM PST
by
EvilCapitalist
(Pets are no substitute for children)
To: servo1969
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posted on
01/07/2025 2:31:08 PM PST
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: servo1969
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posted on
01/07/2025 2:31:58 PM PST
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: servo1969
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posted on
01/07/2025 2:34:27 PM PST
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: metmom
They’ll go crazy as usual.
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posted on
01/07/2025 2:38:22 PM PST
by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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