To: econjack
#10:
"And for those beggars at the traffic lights, I hand them a “help wanted” ad. " One time my brother reached into his bag of groceries and handed the bum a beer. LOL.
17 posted on
12/30/2024 12:02:07 PM PST by
Governor Dinwiddie
( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and His mercy endureth forever. — Psalm 106)
To: Governor Dinwiddie
Apropos of which - there was a panhandler at 14th street and the Downtown Connector, who had a sign: WHY LIE? I NEED A BEER!
I gave him a fiver for his honesty and told him so.
21 posted on
12/30/2024 12:05:19 PM PST by
AnAmericanMother
(Ecce Crucem Domini, fugite partes adversae. Vicit Leo de Tribu Iuda, Radix David, Alleluia!)
To: Governor Dinwiddie
I think many of them make more than I do.
31 posted on
12/30/2024 12:11:52 PM PST by
econjack
To: Governor Dinwiddie
I’ve seen them set up at a corner and reach into their coat, pull out a roll of cardboard signs, and pick the one they want to use. Many will have a little 4:20 reference on them, letting you know that weed would be an acceptable offer. Some of my favorites: “Why lie? I just want a beer,” and “I’ll bet you can’t hit this sign with a quarter.”
48 posted on
12/30/2024 12:35:47 PM PST by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. the )
To: Governor Dinwiddie
A guy I know had a brilliant idea in his younger days. He wanted to make counterfeit $1 bills and hand them out to panhandlers.
Law enforcement authorities would spend years scratching their heads, trying to figure out if it was even possible to prosecute anyone. LOL.
66 posted on
12/30/2024 1:27:07 PM PST by
Alberta's Child
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