Five of the worst Christmas trees ever

Krugersdorn News ^ | 12/25/16 | Krugersdorn News

[DallasBiff]

2. While the contemporary world has converted to the theory of ‘less is more’, some people take the concept way too far. This terribly frail, one-branched tree seems like a killjoy for any Christmas gathering. The tree is so small that gifts the size of ring boxes will barely fit underneath the branch-less stem. Maybe that is the whole idea though?

[Organic Panic]

I just decorate a potted houseplant.

[Deaf Smith]

>>painted tumbleweed

When I had my shop, I would place a 4 ft mesquite sapling on the coffee bar with a shotgun shell hanging on one branch…

*A Cartridge In A Bare Tree.

[BlueLancer]

[A strike]

‘here’
Are you a foreigner then ?
(would explain a lot)
If not ‘sorry..

[stylin19a]

One year, I bought this as an impulse buy while in the Walgreens checkout line.



My wife agreed to use it for Christmas.

I set it up on Christmas eve.(That's when the near family celebrates our Christmas)

Christmas day the far and near family met in a rented hotel suite in Lake Geneva to celebrate Christmas.
We brought the tree with us. My wife wanted to use it. I stuck my chest out, thinking I had made a good buy.

Turns out, it was the first thing my wife put in the white elephant grab bag.

Too Funny

[Robert A Cook PE]

The mid-60’s foil silver artificial tree - complete with rotary red-green-blue light in front of the window,

[ansel12]

No, my family is approaching it’s 400th anniversary here, but I have lived in a lot of different states, and ‘here’ is this current one.

[A strike]

‘k, thx

[ken in texas]

I still have a "Charlie Brown Christmas Tree" buried in a closet somewhere:

[PAR35]

Hard core Presbyterians are also against celebrating Christ Mass.

[duckbutt]

The mid-60’s foil silver artificial tree - complete with rotary red-green-blue light in front of the window,

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We had one as well —also had the rotating color light until my brother held on to the light and it melted in front of the spotlight attached. I guess he just wanted to see what would happen.

[jacknhoo]

What is that even supposed to mean?

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

More examples to pile on the fire. The article calls them "Worst" but lets be frank, the there are an unlimited number of ways to make something bad so its hard to tag these with a superlative.

pictures-of-the-worst-christmas-tree-fails-in-history

One example:

[BlueLancer]

Nothing other than that’s the worst Christmas tree from the movie “Scrooged”. When I read the headline, that’s the first thing I thought of ...

[Bullish]

The last thing i need is another tree.

[dangus]

This is how you celebrate the fact that God has redeemed mankind from Hell by taking on human flesh? I don’t see it. OTOH, the one of the most purposely stupid things I’ve ever read is that the Christmas tree is really a pagan Asheroth (sp?) pole; this really is a pole.

[CottonBall]

(Giggling)

[NetAddicted]

Applause!

[Keyhopper]

Those old aluminum trees go for hundreds of dollars now,

[decal]

For several years I made do with a length of plastic garland in a 5-quart ice cream bucket - does that qualify?