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Members Of Congress Explain They Need Pay Raises To Keep Up With The Inflation They Caused
The Babylon Bee ^ | Dec 19, 2024

Posted on 12/20/2024 9:53:57 AM PST by McGruff

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though Americans were up in arms when news broke that lawmakers were pushing to give themselves an increase in salary, members of Congress insisted that they needed the pay increase to keep up with the inflation they caused.

Representatives were quick to defend the proposed pay increase in the face of heavy criticism, citing the need to keep up with the rising cost of living due to the economic difficulties caused by Congress' failure to address rampant inflation.

"The last pay increase we voted to give ourselves just isn't cutting it," explained House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "We need more money to make ends meet after we've spent the last several years making sure everything is more expensive and making sure nobody's money goes as far as it used to. Not only do we deserve this raise, but quite frankly, we need it to pay our bills. And that's what taxpayer dollars are for — paying for someone else's expenses."

Sources from within closed-door congressional meetings warned that legislators may be forced to find ways to solve inflation if they are unable to obtain raises. "How else do taxpayers expect us to keep affording things they can't afford themselves?" one congressman asked under the condition of anonymity. "We've worked hard to make sure living in the United States isn't cheap, and we think we deserve a little reward for that hard work. Is that so wrong?"

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor
KEYWORDS: letsgobrandon

1 posted on 12/20/2024 9:53:57 AM PST by McGruff
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To: McGruff

Lets see...SS cola 2.5%. VA disability cola 2.5%. So, yea 40% for CONgress seems equal.......


2 posted on 12/20/2024 9:55:59 AM PST by rktman (Destroy America from within ? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this💩? 🚫💉! 🇮🇱👍!)
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To: McGruff

“Let me get this straight...the inflation Congress caused through enacted legislation warrants a pay raise for them.”

“Have I got that right?”

The US is stuck with a federal government. The only realistic alternative is split up and pay for the national debt via uniform taxation on corporations across what is now the US.

The US is pretty much stuck with having to pay a Congress, so the federal government needs to pay them substantially more than GS-5 clerks if we are going to get elected Republicans to stick around after election.

The anti-MAGA forces will pick off the Republicans in Congress Trump needs by offering them $300,000+/year jobs if the taxpayers don’t cough up more than $175,000.

Don’t be penny-wise and pound-foolish.

“What Is the Average Gs 5 Salary by State”

“District of Columbia $110,942”

“North Dakota $103,878”

“Nebraska $93,606”

https://www.ziprecruiter.com/Salaries/What-Is-the-Average-GS-5-Salary-by-State


3 posted on 12/20/2024 9:57:46 AM PST by Brian Griffin
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To: rktman

$1,500
March 4, 1789

$2,000
March 3, 1817

$3,000
December 3, 1855

$5,000
December 4, 1865

$7,500
March 4, 1907

$10,000
March 4, 1925

$9,000
July 1, 1932

$8,500
April 1, 1933

$10,000
April 4, 1935

$12,500
January 3, 1947

$22,500
March 1, 1955

$30,000
January 3, 1965

$42,500
March 1, 1969

$44,600
October 1, 1975

$57,500
March 1, 1977

...

$89,500
February 4, 1987

$125,100 Senators
$101,900 Representatives
January 1, 1991

$129,500 both
January 1, 1992

...

$165,200
January 1, 2006

https://www.everycrsreport.com/reports/97-1011GOV.html


4 posted on 12/20/2024 10:00:12 AM PST by Brian Griffin
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To: Brian Griffin

“North Dakota $103,878”

Average salary for a non government worker in North Dakota is around $41,000.

L


5 posted on 12/20/2024 10:01:53 AM PST by Lurker ( Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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To: McGruff

“They knew what the salary was when they ran for office. If it wasn’t enough they should have stayed home.”

Do you want Trump to fail because of ~$65 million/year?

If Trump fails because some people weren’t aware of DC housing costs, you may be looking at $498,000/year, $130 million/year and All-Out Communism.


6 posted on 12/20/2024 10:03:05 AM PST by Brian Griffin
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To: McGruff

no cola for congress

let them suffer the consequences of their actions

they will have to survive on their insider trading ill gotten gains


7 posted on 12/20/2024 10:03:23 AM PST by joshua c
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To: McGruff

You get what you incentivize. I say offer them a 1% increase in salary for every 1% of government spending they cut. Seems fair.


8 posted on 12/20/2024 10:05:45 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: McGruff

I f they stayed in their districts 2/3 of the year they wouldn’t need a raise.


9 posted on 12/20/2024 10:09:18 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: Brian Griffin

Thanks.


10 posted on 12/20/2024 10:13:36 AM PST by rktman (Destroy America from within ? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this💩? 🚫💉! 🇮🇱👍!)
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To: Georgia Girl 2

I propose that every member of Congress should be paid the mean per capita income.


11 posted on 12/20/2024 10:16:02 AM PST by mewzilla (Swing away, Mr. President, swing away!)
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To: McGruff

I don’t know if it’s funny or frightening that if you remove the byline from the article, it has become difficult to impossible to tell satire from fact when discussing modern politics or culture.


12 posted on 12/20/2024 10:23:05 AM PST by sjmjax
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To: rktman

Congress caused the inflation. They should get a pay cut as punishment.


13 posted on 12/20/2024 10:33:23 AM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: McGruff
I agree with the BEE. I posted this on another thread on 12/18/24.

"No no no. You simply don’t understand. Congress NEEDS a raise because of out of control inflation, because of out of control Congressional spending. See? /s"

14 posted on 12/20/2024 10:49:46 AM PST by Enterprise (These people have no honor, no belief, no poetry, no art, no humor, no patriotism.)
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To: McGruff

HA HA ONLY SERIES!!!!


15 posted on 12/20/2024 10:52:02 AM PST by no-s (Caja de jabón, urna, caja de jurado, caja de cartuchos ... ya sabes cómo va...)
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To: McGruff

Their wages should just be a simple formula tied to US median wage, personal, not household income. Say 3 times the US median wage after taxes.


16 posted on 12/20/2024 10:52:36 AM PST by bak3r
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To: McGruff

Ah, crap ... the Bee got me again ....


17 posted on 12/20/2024 10:59:19 AM PST by BlueLancer (Orchides Forum Trahite - Cordes Et Mentes Veniant)
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To: McGruff

Need Pay Raises To Keep Up With The Inflation.

Yep even the hooker prices went up

Bee could use that one


18 posted on 12/20/2024 12:59:29 PM PST by Vaduz
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To: rktman

EVEN IF THE OTHER NUMBER I HEARD OF 3.8% is correct-—THAT is 52% more than we are getting in SS.


19 posted on 12/20/2024 1:48:36 PM PST by ridesthemiles (not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
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