Louisiana detects first presumptive positive human case of H5N1 bird flu

The Jerusalem Post ^ | December 13, 2024 | REUTERS

[DocRock]

The Louisiana Department of Health said on Friday it has detected the first presumptive positive human case of highly pathogenic avian influenza (HPAI), or H5N1, in the US state.

[GMThrust]

It means they are sure that it might be.

[Salamander]

All I hear is blah blah blah.

[Larry Lucido]

Well, someone is feather bedding their job.

[gundog]

Bremerton, WA, if memory serves. And I thought NYC was ground zero for HIV/AIDS, following the bicentennial visit by the Tall Shops.

[Jim Noble]

Presumptive + likely means flu + H 1,2,3 negative H5 pending.

[Allegra]

Well done, both of you.

[Ezekiel]

It could have been much much worse --

If you're forced to wing it, hide the girls in a Cajun hope for the brest.

(Let's all hope that Santa doesn't come down with the bird flue.)

[ichabod1]

and so it begins...

[maddog55]

That’ll ruffle your feathers.

[No name given]

And Donald John Trump has already defeated the demonrat party.

[No name given]

Well said.

[dragnet2]

I heard if you cook your chicken real good then add some of that Louisianan hot sauce to kill off any left over cooties, it should be OK.

[algore]

it means the exactly same thing as all the car accident victims who were really killed by covid.

[DocRock]

"What does ‘presumptive positive’ mean?"

It means the soft roll out of "Project Blue Beam" isn't working, so time to fall back on Operation Dark Winter (Event 201) to take over the world. Just a little over a week ago, Hotez said there would be all kinds of nasty bugs roll out on January 21. LINK

I'm sure if I hand in my guns, forfeit my freedom, kill all my chickens and cows and roll up my sleeve for a clot shot, I'll be able to save the world. If some bird flu doesn't get the world to bow down, I'm sure a climate emergency will be next. I hear that digital currency is the cure for global warming.

[SunkenCiv]

Is that the nest you can do?

[SunkenCiv]

I candle magine the level of manufactured crisis this represents.

[Ezekiel]

I candle magine the level of manufactured crisis this represents.

There's garden variety evil, and then there's wick-ed.

[SunkenCiv]

I just pullet out of a hat.

[Ezekiel]

Shocking what can be plucked out of thin air.

Then the Chicken Littles think that they can just wattle away.

[HereInTheHeartland]

Guessing humans have contracted these strains forever
Just no media fear machine to talk about it before