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Caitlin Clark Explains That White Privilege Feels Weirdly Like Getting Beat Up By Giant Black Lesbians
The Babylon Bee ^ | December 11, 2024 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 12/14/2024 12:46:48 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

U.S. — WNBA player Caitlin Clark explained in an interview with TIME that she has been the beneficiary of white privilege, which strangely feels a lot like getting the crap kicked out of her by giant black lesbians.

Though she admitted that "white privilege" was a bit of a nebulous term, Clark explained that she seemed to most often experience it as getting punched in the face or elbowed in the stomach.

"The fact is, I clearly have experienced white privilege. No one else gets beat up routinely on national television by enormous black lesbians," explained Clark. "That's obviously a privilege that I have, being white. I recognize that this league was built by these gargantuan lesbians, and we must honor all the work they do punching me because of my skin color."

Though sociologists stated that white privilege could manifest in many forms, they agreed that sometimes it does feel like getting shoved to the floor on a basketball court. "It feels different to different people," explain sociology professor Dr. Ray Adams. "For some, it may be that you do not have to worry about security at a store eyeing you suspiciously. For some, it's being wrestled to the ground and having your eyes poked by a 200-pound black lesbian. It's highly variable."

At publishing time, the WNBA had reported excellent progress in its ten-step plan to becoming irrelevant again.

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society; Sports
KEYWORDS: blacklesbians; caitlinclark; satire; truetruetruetruetrue; whiteprivilege
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1 posted on 12/14/2024 12:46:48 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

You can’t beat the Bww.


2 posted on 12/14/2024 12:51:09 PM PST by moonhawk (Jeffrey Epstein did't kill himself; George Floyd did.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

She talks like an idiot.


3 posted on 12/14/2024 12:53:59 PM PST by NKP_Vet (Catholic-lite Equals Catholic ZE)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

We can count on the Bee to show us the funny!


4 posted on 12/14/2024 12:55:13 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The “Road to Serfdom” by Hayek published in 1944 discusses the use of “privilege” to push socialism. Good book.


5 posted on 12/14/2024 1:10:26 PM PST by alternatives?
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

That black woman who poked her in the eye should have been thrown out of the sport completely.

That was not accidental, you could see she pointed her fingers and drove them straight into her face


6 posted on 12/14/2024 1:12:50 PM PST by Mr. K (no consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The Bee utilizes something Rush said repeatedly: the best humor often has an element of truth.


7 posted on 12/14/2024 1:39:34 PM PST by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Mr. K

The Three Stooges used to do that all the time.

Too bad they are not around to join the fun in the WNBA.....


8 posted on 12/14/2024 1:45:22 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I had a good chuckle over that post, especially the “Visit California” video since I live here. Plenty of free campsites - hahaha.


9 posted on 12/14/2024 1:50:44 PM PST by KittyKares
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To: moonhawk

big white women????


10 posted on 12/14/2024 1:53:46 PM PST by cableguymn (They don't want peace they want skeletons )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Priceless!


11 posted on 12/14/2024 3:08:54 PM PST by BillT (If you can not stand behind our military, you might as well stand in front of them!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

What does the short term senator from GA have to say?


12 posted on 12/14/2024 3:25:04 PM PST by spintreebob (ki .h )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

She had to go to college to be so stupid.


13 posted on 12/14/2024 3:26:44 PM PST by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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To: Organic Panic
Up until her Time interview, Ms.Clark was always circumspect and cautious in her brief comments on the 'race issue' of the WNBA.

In a pithy comment garnered from the Ben Stiller movie "Tropic Thunder," "You never go full retard."

Sorry, Caitlin. I watched your performance and talent last season because of your evident skill.

I will not contribute to your racism and white privilege any more by patronage. Enjoy getting clobbered on the HS gym
floors to which your team will be relegated.

14 posted on 12/14/2024 3:53:59 PM PST by Thommas (The snout of the camel is already under the tent.)
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To: Thommas

Well done!!!


15 posted on 12/14/2024 4:09:33 PM PST by EliRoom8
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I love it that the Bee got several freepers in less than 20 comments. That’s how good they can be. LOL.


16 posted on 12/14/2024 4:13:43 PM PST by wgmalabama (For rent….)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Babylon Bee News, fake but with an uncanny accuracy.


17 posted on 12/14/2024 4:16:18 PM PST by dennisw
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To: NKP_Vet
She talks like an idiot.

Who does?

18 posted on 12/14/2024 4:27:36 PM PST by Hot Tabasco
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To: NKP_Vet

Something tells me you might be the idiot on this satire thread......LOL!


19 posted on 12/14/2024 4:28:55 PM PST by Hot Tabasco
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

that blows...


20 posted on 12/14/2024 4:32:58 PM PST by heavy metal (smiling improves your face value and makes people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
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