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Israel Asks Hezbollah To Please Wait By Pagers For Message Announcing Start Of Ceasefire
The Bee ^ | November 27, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 11/28/2024 11:30:14 AM PST by Navy Patriot

BEIRUT โ€” After announcing that an agreement had been reached for a pause in military operations, Israel asked Hezbollah to please wait by their pagers for a message to confirm what time the ceasefire would begin.

After over a year of open warfare between Israel and Hezbollah, both sides are anxiously anticipating the ceasefire message being delivered to every remaining Hezbollah terrorist.

"The print will be very small, so maybe hold the pager close to your face," suggested Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. "Hold it with both hands to keep it steady. If you're concerned you'll miss the notice, try keeping the pager held tightly against your ear."

While many hailed the agreement as a major breakthrough, some Hezbollah terrorists remained pessimistic. "I just keep getting the feeling that there's more to the story," said local terrorist Mohammed Abdallah, strapping on his pager. "I can't put my finger on it. Call it a hunch, but I think there may be some trickery going on."

At publishing time, the Mossad had excitedly started the countdown to the ceasefire message.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education; History
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; boom; satire
Palestinian Terrorists are anxiously awaiting the announcement!
1 posted on 11/28/2024 11:30:14 AM PST by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

Bwahaha!


2 posted on 11/28/2024 11:30:56 AM PST by SaxxonWoods (Black guy upon receiving a MAGA hat: "MURICA!")
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To: Navy Patriot

Best to keep the pager in your front pocket so you don’t miss any important messages.


3 posted on 11/28/2024 11:31:46 AM PST by rexthecat
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To: Navy Patriot

Some of them would ,LOL


4 posted on 11/28/2024 11:32:31 AM PST by butlerweave
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To: butlerweave

IIRC the ceasefire only applies to the Israeli folks.


5 posted on 11/28/2024 11:39:21 AM PST by rktman (Destroy America from within ? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this๐Ÿ’ฉ? ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’‰! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‘!)
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To: Navy Patriot

LOL!!


6 posted on 11/28/2024 11:44:13 AM PST by Huskrrrr (Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
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To: Navy Patriot

... so are Dems in Congress....


7 posted on 11/28/2024 11:47:25 AM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: Navy Patriot

Love the Bee.


8 posted on 11/28/2024 11:49:21 AM PST by Phil
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To: Navy Patriot

Detonate the pagers!


9 posted on 11/28/2024 12:23:01 PM PST by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Love your pager. Keep it close to your heart, left shirt pocket.


10 posted on 11/28/2024 1:04:32 PM PST by ChessExpert (The Democratic party must be destroyed.)
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To: Navy Patriot

HA HA!
one of the best ones yet


11 posted on 11/28/2024 1:20:54 PM PST by faithhopecharity ("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: rexthecat; Navy Patriot

Well, at least they might become sterile.


12 posted on 11/28/2024 1:35:03 PM PST by Retain Mike ( Sat Cong)
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To: rexthecat

“from the liver to the knee”!

gotta love it!


13 posted on 11/28/2024 3:45:46 PM PST by cameraeye (A happy khafir!)
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