Posted on 11/24/2024 6:11:24 PM PST by RandFan
Over the years, Donald Trump has considered all sorts of melodramatic solutions to what he perceives is an immigration crisis in the USA: mass deportations, an alligator-filled moat, an electrified wall.
It turns out all he had to do was win another presidential election and wait. Because if even half the number of liberal celebrities who’ve claimed they’ll flee to seek refuge abroad really do go, net migration should be balanced in no time.
Call it The Donald Dash, The Trump Jump or the Maga Stagger, but report after report emerging from the other side of the Atlantic suggests the great Democrat evacuation has begun. Throwing one’s toys out of the pram is not enough; this time, the entire pram – no, stroller – must relocate.
Invariably, the safe haven these tired, poor, huddled masses yearning to breathe free have settled on is Britain. More specifically? The Cotswolds. Even more specifically? The lovely, expensive bits of the Cotswolds. Let’s hope they like farm shops.
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Collywood?
We will trade all of our woke idiots (but I repeat myself) for as much Cotswold Double Gloucester cheese as those Limeys can make.
The Griswolds do the Cotswolds. The Brits are going to love them.
The Brits deserve them. Just wait until one of them gets shanked by a muslim.
It’s a cry for help that is being largely ignored.
“You’ll be sorry when we’re gone.”
Not really. Enjoy the rain.
I’m sure the government likes it. Them living there now opens them up to a significant change in the tax experience these twits experience.
I lived in the Cotswolds as a child .
I remember it well, having revisited it as a young adult, during the Falklands War
The people of the Cotswolds will sort out these uppity Americans. Or maybe the Amer-morons will be changed.
Time will tell, we shall see.
Will the Cotswolds take “Prince” Harry and the Bitch? We don’t want ‘em.
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