Posted on 11/14/2024 7:08:13 AM PST by RoosterRedux
Election blues got you down? Meet Don’t Cry Cryo – the ‘pharma’ company offering a hilarious ‘solution’ to get you through another Trump term! ❄️💤 In this parody commercial, unhappy voters are invited to cryogenically freeze themselves for four years, waking up when the term ends.
Complete with side effects, a soothing voiceover, and pharmaceutical-style disclaimers, this satirical ad is sure to have you in stitches! Watch now, laugh out loud, and share with anyone who’s counting down the days to the next election!
It should be screened in Universities Nationwide.
Hahah. Love it. Thx.
I was thoroughly unimpressed until the twist ending, which totally made it.
Is there a GoFundMe for this?
AFAIK, not one single person ever cryogenically frozen has ever been resuscitated..................
The ending was quite funny. Vance as president following Trump is not something I have heard lamented by the opposition.
In that case, we should offer money-back guarantees to every Democrat that tries it.
I think the service should also be marketed to Rino Republicans and various media personalities!
Hilarious and well done video.
Still think there should be a nationwide effort to remind celebrities about their promises to leave. Send them this video as a alternative suggestion.
That’s funny. The narrator sounds like those SNL chicks who spoof NPR.
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