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The Babylon Bee Is Graciously Offering To Hire Any Laid-Off Employee From Fake News Rival CNN
BabylonBee.com ^ | Nov 13, 2024 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/13/2024 2:47:49 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum

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1 posted on 11/13/2024 2:47:49 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
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LOL!!!! Hilarious!!


2 posted on 11/13/2024 2:50:36 PM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Love it.


3 posted on 11/13/2024 3:03:49 PM PST by BipolarBob (Enough of this talk about narcissists, let's get back to talking about me.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
The Bee is having some fun, however, if I wrote the article, the Headline would be:

The Babylon Bee Is Graciously Offering To Hire Any Laid-Off Employee From Fake News Rival CNN to clean the toilets, so they can remain close to their "sources".

4 posted on 11/13/2024 3:05:07 PM PST by Navy Patriot (I Voted For President Trump, Celebrate Recivilization!)
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At publishing time, Dillon had also kindly responded to Comcast's offer to sell MSNBC, offering a generous sum of $50 and some gum he found in his pocket.

These are truly great times we live in!

5 posted on 11/13/2024 3:09:48 PM PST by bertmerc1 (Conservative Buddhist)
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Elon Musk is just waiting for them to go into bankruptcy so he can buy the remains for pennies on the dollar. He can even keep the Signage and Logos the same. Just by calling it Conservative News Network !
Bawaaaah !


6 posted on 11/13/2024 3:09:52 PM PST by cquiggy (Ck)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Epic


7 posted on 11/13/2024 3:13:48 PM PST by Nifster ( I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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Certainly the CNN “News” people know how to fabricate tall tales and hilarious headlines. Sometimes their headlines rivaled the Bee’s. For instance, I think today I saw “Chuck Schumer warns GOP to be bipartisan.”


8 posted on 11/13/2024 3:15:54 PM PST by oldplayer
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“You’re killin’ me Smalls. “ !!


9 posted on 11/13/2024 3:16:41 PM PST by A strike (death to taggers)
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Dillon had also kindly responded to Comcast's offer to sell MSNBC, offering a generous sum of $50 and some gum he found in his pocket.

Whoa, I know you're a nice guy and all but don't get fooled into overpaying like that.

10 posted on 11/13/2024 3:17:58 PM PST by Billthedrill
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Hilarious!


11 posted on 11/13/2024 3:21:24 PM PST by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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That might be their funniest one ever.


12 posted on 11/13/2024 3:28:11 PM PST by Doctor Congo
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ROTFLMAO!!!!
But.....but.....they’d have to take a heck of a pay cut too......LOL


13 posted on 11/13/2024 3:34:24 PM PST by lgjhn23 ("On the 8th day, Satan created the progressive liberal to destroy all the good that God created..." )
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These guys are great.


14 posted on 11/13/2024 3:40:04 PM PST by mmichaels1970 ( )
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Sorry but I would not hire them as cleaning toilets is a real world skill these journalists are lacking.


15 posted on 11/13/2024 3:43:02 PM PST by Liaison (TANSTAAFL)
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Ouch!


16 posted on 11/13/2024 3:54:20 PM PST by McGruff (Making America Great Again)
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Swear to God, I spewed Mt. Dew all over my screen! LOL


17 posted on 11/13/2024 4:18:09 PM PST by clee1 (We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and don't wish to smile.)
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Definitely deserves a Humanitarian Award for Seth for being so gracious.


18 posted on 11/13/2024 5:32:30 PM PST by eyeamok
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LOL


19 posted on 11/13/2024 5:34:48 PM PST by TribalPrincess2U
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The Bee is funny. CNN is not. Could be a problem.

20 posted on 11/13/2024 5:45:44 PM PST by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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