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The Babylon Bee Is Graciously Offering To Hire Any Laid-Off Employee From Fake News Rival CNN
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| Nov 13, 2024
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 11/13/2024 2:47:49 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
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posted on
11/13/2024 2:50:36 PM PST
by
Ann Archy
(Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
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posted on
11/13/2024 3:03:49 PM PST
by
BipolarBob
(Enough of this talk about narcissists, let's get back to talking about me.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
The Bee is having some fun, however, if I wrote the article, the Headline would be:
The Babylon Bee Is Graciously Offering To Hire Any Laid-Off Employee From Fake News Rival CNN to clean the toilets, so they can remain close to their "sources".
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posted on
11/13/2024 3:05:07 PM PST
by
Navy Patriot
(I Voted For President Trump, Celebrate Recivilization!)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
At publishing time, Dillon had also kindly responded to Comcast's offer to sell MSNBC, offering a generous sum of $50 and some gum he found in his pocket. These are truly great times we live in!
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posted on
11/13/2024 3:09:48 PM PST
by
bertmerc1
(Conservative Buddhist)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Elon Musk is just waiting for them to go into bankruptcy so he can buy the remains for pennies on the dollar. He can even keep the Signage and Logos the same. Just by calling it Conservative News Network !
Bawaaaah !
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posted on
11/13/2024 3:09:52 PM PST
by
cquiggy
(Ck)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
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posted on
11/13/2024 3:13:48 PM PST
by
Nifster
( I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
To: Ann Archy
Certainly the CNN “News” people know how to fabricate tall tales and hilarious headlines. Sometimes their headlines rivaled the Bee’s. For instance, I think today I saw “Chuck Schumer warns GOP to be bipartisan.”
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posted on
11/13/2024 3:15:54 PM PST
by
oldplayer
To: E. Pluribus Unum; All
“You’re killin’ me Smalls. “ !!
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posted on
11/13/2024 3:16:41 PM PST
by
A strike
(death to taggers)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Dillon had also kindly responded to Comcast's offer to sell MSNBC, offering a generous sum of $50 and some gum he found in his pocket. Whoa, I know you're a nice guy and all but don't get fooled into overpaying like that.
To: E. Pluribus Unum
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posted on
11/13/2024 3:21:24 PM PST
by
Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
That might be their funniest one ever.
To: E. Pluribus Unum
ROTFLMAO!!!!
But.....but.....they’d have to take a heck of a pay cut too......LOL
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11/13/2024 3:34:24 PM PST
by
lgjhn23
("On the 8th day, Satan created the progressive liberal to destroy all the good that God created..." )
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To: Navy Patriot
Sorry but I would not hire them as cleaning toilets is a real world skill these journalists are lacking.
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posted on
11/13/2024 3:43:02 PM PST
by
Liaison
(TANSTAAFL)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
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posted on
11/13/2024 3:54:20 PM PST
by
McGruff
(Making America Great Again)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Swear to God, I spewed Mt. Dew all over my screen! LOL
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posted on
11/13/2024 4:18:09 PM PST
by
clee1
(We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and don't wish to smile.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Definitely deserves a Humanitarian Award for Seth for being so gracious.
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posted on
11/13/2024 5:32:30 PM PST
by
eyeamok
To: Navy Patriot
To: E. Pluribus Unum
The Bee is funny. CNN is not. Could be a problem.
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posted on
11/13/2024 5:45:44 PM PST
by
BitWielder1
(I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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